The Shogi Fans Ending Up Being A Part Of A Massive Rebellion Because The Ronin Won Like Three Games Was

Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine

Chongyun: wtf put it back

MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves

Deacon: okay

MacCready: I... hate you

Clone!Shep: Shoot them, I’m the real Shepard!

Shepard: The only way to know for sure is to shoot us both!

Kaidan, pointing his gun at the clone: The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice themselves!

Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?

MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

Yanfei: 18 unfinished case assignments and one day to do them. i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances

Childe: i can help

Yanfei: it’s alright! majority of these are for one specific case, so i can probably finish them. thank you though!

Childe: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances

BAXTER DLC SPOILERS

Baxter just straight up lying throughout his dlc for absolutely no reason is so fucking funny to me. It wasn’t even Shiloh type lying, he just decided to make up fun facts for fun. he’s so me coded

Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you

Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?

Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

Xingqiu: you get turned back into a baby but retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Razor: eat a nickel

Xingqiu: a reminder: you have retained all your skills and memory

Razor: eat a nickel

Xingqiu: ok