Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine
Chongyun: wtf put it back
MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral
Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-
MC: it’s common sense!
Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?
Albedo: i’m going to bed
Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌
Albedo: why are you like this
Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you
Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?
Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu
Childe: how long do you think i have to live?
Zhongli: five
Childe: five??? five what???
Zhongli: four
Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads
La Signora: tell us what happened, lad
Childe: i got called gay at headquarters
Scaramouche: yea but why?
Childe: i was being gay
Scaramouche: at headquarters?
Childe: yea it was at headquarters
MC: so you wanna head to my room?
Leviathan: sure...
MC: you have protection?
Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?
Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters
Chongyun:
Venti:
Bennett:
Childe:
Razor:
Beidou:
tw: clown sex
Daniel: I’m at this fake ass campsite with all these fake ass people
Cassidy: hey
Daniel: hey!
Daniel: fuckin bitch
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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