Me Rn 🫠

YES HOW DID YOU PERFECTLY SUM IT UP LIKE THAT?!?!? 😨😨😨😨

i’m shocked this is exactly what happens to me too damn much

not hearing sections of a convo and then answering to topics that have already passed MINUTES after they’ve changed the topic…

too real….a chill goes down my spine at the very thought… 😭😭😨😨😨

does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues

SHRIIIMMMPPPPP 💓💓💓💗💗💗

My heart beats for you,, my beloved

pretty girls love shrimp

pretty girls could eat their weight in shrimp

all kinds

grilled, steamed, boiled, fried. like ALL of them

reblogging to share w my mutuals and whatever wayward soul stumbles upon this beauty <33

The Rain Stick

by Seamus Heaney

Up-end the stick and what happens next is a music that you never would have known to listen for. In a cactus stalk

Downpour, sluice-rush, spillage and backwash come flowing through. You stand there like a pipe being played by water, you shake it again lightly

and diminuendo runs through all its scales like a gutter stopping trickling. And now here comes a sprinkle of drops out of the freshened leaves,

Then subtle little wets off grass and daisies; the glitter-drizzle, almost-breaths of air. up-end the stick again. What happens next

is undiminished for having happened once, twice, ten, and thousand times before. who cares if all the music that transpires

is the fall of grit or dry seeds through a cactus? You are like a rich man entering heaven through the ear of a raindrop. Listen now again.  

AWWW💕💕💕💕💕

lil mudskipper painting :]

referenced from a frame from this video

LITERALLY ME NOT EVEN TWO SECONDS AGO

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

i love wearing boxer briefs like yea i got a Big Cock that i sling around. don’t be jealous

PLEEEASSSEEE HELP THIS GOT ME GEHJWJW 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😼😼😼

Did I get distracted by a v cute guy with long hair crossing the road in the middle of my driving lesson? And then nearly drove through a red light? Because I was too busy watching him?

Yes, yes I did.

radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come

next question 😃

tell me