PLEEEASSSEEE HELP THIS GOT ME GEHJWJW 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😼😼😼

OK WTF WAS THAT EARTHQUAKE?!?!? HOLY SHIT

radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come

next question 😃

tell me

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

🏃🏻💨💨

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

literally me

Crown Jellyfish (Cephea cephea)

reblog if u a lil dead rn

LITERALLY ME NOT EVEN TWO SECONDS AGO

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

Real. A thousand times real.

Me seeing a fictional character be portrayed as a dom/top when they're literally such a sub/bottom:

me rn 🫠

breaking news: girl who said goodnight not actually going to bed