Oh To Be A Vomit + Humiliation Girly In The Year Twenty Twenty Five

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

I am very obsessed w pschwarz right now in a way I've not been w a celeb in a long time and it's reminding me how inane red carpet/podcast etc interviews are. Like the questions are so meaningless. Whereas, if u let me at him, i would have Such Things to ask 😇

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair

Imagine if you will a sort of 50 year old zaddy saxon... Silver fox saxon... lost everything and spent decades climbing his way back to the top saxon...

I could watch his panicked in breath, looking around frantically forever. And i will.

PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER as Saxon The White Lotus S3:E06 · 2025

I can't stop picturing Patrick Schwarzenegger singing this song. Idk if he can sing but... just imagine it pls

(If I knew how to make a hot lil fancam of him to it i would)

Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe