I Am Very Obsessed W Pschwarz Right Now In A Way I've Not Been W A Celeb In A Long Time And It's Reminding

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair

Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe

I am so deeply obsessed w wellness I had to leave a review and come all up in your ask box directly to say it. It is SO GOOD

🖤🖤🖤 telling on myself as a Top With Problems online

Thank u!

I can't stop picturing Patrick Schwarzenegger singing this song. Idk if he can sing but... just imagine it pls

(If I knew how to make a hot lil fancam of him to it i would)

SAXON RATLIFF AND LOCHLAN RATLIFF THE WHITE LOTUS (2021-)

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

I underestimated the amount which having ppl comment frothing about my fics would boost my self esteem and if I had known I would've gotten into it way sooner. Like being a professional writer is thankless compared to this

I could watch his panicked in breath, looking around frantically forever. And i will.

PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER as Saxon The White Lotus S3:E06 · 2025