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Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!

Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna

Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually

Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner

Ginny: That was definitely worth it.

Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny

Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?

Harry: Yeah but-

Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT

Harry: What?

Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!

Sirius: blood whores

James: transparent hooker

Remus: just call them by their actual names!

James and Sirius: ok……moon slut

silly lil guy

You can’t tell me Harry didn’t inherit that from Reg

I feel Regulus was a Quidditch Seeker protege and people would constantly pelt things at him just to watch the way he’d almost subconsciously snatch it out of the air.

Like sitting in class, during an exam, Barty will punt a bottle of ink at Regulus and, without looking up, he will put his arm up and pull it out of the air like its nothing.

James kept a Snitch in his pocket to “keep Reg on his toes” and throw it at him but secretly he was just super fascinated by Reg’s talent and found it endearing

(this is definitely not inspired by those scenes in chap 26 with the snitch in turned tides;)

He just past the sud count but now the Trevor project number is perfect

He made it guys! Are new lord and savior has arisen!

Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"

You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."

You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."

You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."

You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"

You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.

If you live any where in the Midwest you understand this

I LOVE BED