Sirius: Blood Whores

DPS Only! | Tapas

Vicky Tan is a meek school girl with social anxiety who always introduces herself as an attachment to her confident, genius brother, Virgil, who has made a name for himself as one of the most popular competitors and streamers for the world famous "Xenith Orion" game. Despite having aspirations of her own to compete and stream, Vic fears that she will open herself to the hate, doubt, harassment significant women gamers receive every day. She instead opts to stay in the background, acting as her brother’s assistant and manager. However, when opportunity arises in the form of a local competition, Vicky knows she can't stay away. Donning a disguise, she enters the esports scene under the moniker, "Aegis."

howdy everyone please read DPS ONLY it’s about a girl who is gonna kick ass in eSports on the DPS role 

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Yeah like that… 👆🏻

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PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

James: *spits out drink*

Remus: ohhh fuck you-

Sirius: you would like that wouldn’t you

Y'know what?

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from garlic bread.

Shakespeare in the park be like

Here’s an Idea: Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Neville are just James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter respectfully. (This is ignoring Peter betraying all of them and Sirius going to Azkaban)

Ron is James: both grew up in loving house holds with both parents.

Harry is Sirius: neither grew up in a good situation but ended up in one with friends, they both also ran away at some point.

Hermione is Remus: both where social outcasts for most of there lives and would have preferred a book over people for most of that time.

Neville is Peter: both started of cowardly and timid and grew a sense of belonging and confidence over time.