ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week
I genuinely hate when people start harping on slow walkers.
Sometimes, there’s a reason we’re walking slow. Some of us have cerebral palsy, some of us have chronic pain, some of us are walking slow so you don’t notice our gait ataxia.
SOME OF US ARE DISABLED AND ARE PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO WALK ANY FASTER.
Whatever the reason, taking 5 more seconds to wait for the person to get to where they’re going is not going to kill you. Chill out, suck it up, and learn to not be so impatient.
"read 2 hours ago" okay what if i just block you and you never hear from me again instead
Something awfully weird happened to me a long time ago
The thing is, no one cares how hard you’re trying. They just want you to pass their expectations. Anything less means you’re lazy. What a brutal world we’re living in right now.
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
ur in her dms im decomposing in her chest freezer that blew its fuse three weeks ago n she didnt notice
"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts
my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
“the ethics of vampirism” well i just really like it and think it’s cool. What about that
Need to suck cock and hear “yeah that’s a good boy just like that” while you try not to thrust in my mouth and I feel how hard you are for me with my tongue