TUMBLR LAW:

Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“ 

The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Why your mom gay

Uh-

Whenever SpiderHam sees me:

I licked a milk at my friends house

Tbh this sounds like something I'd actually do

NO DO NOT DO THAT 

AlEx nO

alex this vine wasn’t out yet

@slenderverse-headcannons thank you for the text post

smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome

#justiceformuslims