Whenever SpiderHam Sees Me:

I was in my room and the closet door and window started to creep open with arms coming out from them like in a horror game. I just wanted to sleep and I said, “No, absolutely not,” before nopeing right on out of there. The door I went through lead to a mansion and a daemon or something (think SCP-096 from Containment Breach with yellowish skin, blunt teeth for mashing and breaking, and horns) jumped at me from a raft and the only thing I screamed was, “IT’S THE GARLIC BREAD DEMON!” I somehow survived and then happened to notice a window bar with a button on it to close the “game”. Needless to say, I woke up soon after but not before being “killed” twice more and getting mad at the monster because I wanted to leave and attacking it to let me go.

Funny how gay people are allowed to love being gay but trans people aren’t allowed to love being trans or else they’re faking 🤔

Minecraft is for lesbians!

Minecraft is for gay people!

Minecraft is for bi people!

Minecraft is for trans people!

N OW THAT SUMM.ER IS COMING. REMINDER TO NOT FEED BIRDS,,, AND DUCKS. BREAD OR LEFTOVERS!!! IT IS BAD FOR THEIR SMALL BODYS AND THEY WI LL GET SICK,,, FEED THEM GRAIN!!!! CORN, COOKED RICE (UNCOOKED WILL EXPLODE IN THEIR LIL BIRD TUMMIES) ETC.!!!! MAKE YOUR LOCAL BIRBS HABBY!!!!

hey tumblr its 2 in the morning and my tablet decided to finally start working so now i have a decent camera. yay. so this is my oc Dust so yeah. shes just a depressed single mom/ multi personalty cannibal.

oof im scared to post this but whatevs

Frogs! (I made this on a moving bus I'm sorry it's bad)

Reblog the Frog.