I Personally Will Make America Great Again

I was in my room and the closet door and window started to creep open with arms coming out from them like in a horror game. I just wanted to sleep and I said, “No, absolutely not,” before nopeing right on out of there. The door I went through lead to a mansion and a daemon or something (think SCP-096 from Containment Breach with yellowish skin, blunt teeth for mashing and breaking, and horns) jumped at me from a raft and the only thing I screamed was, “IT’S THE GARLIC BREAD DEMON!” I somehow survived and then happened to notice a window bar with a button on it to close the “game”. Needless to say, I woke up soon after but not before being “killed” twice more and getting mad at the monster because I wanted to leave and attacking it to let me go.

*the jigsaw puppet rides by you on his tricycle and rings a little bell. he is going to school*

This feels cursed and blessed all rolled up into a flaming ball of pride

Here’s a dabbing enderman???????????????????? I don’t know what to caption my posts anymore

I'm fuckin bored who wants to do an art trade

Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

I licked a milk at my friends house

Tbh this sounds like something I'd actually do

I've arrived

BIDING MY TIME TIL MY SOULMATE ARRIVES

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

Unexpected but amazing moments in Avengers Endgame :

1) I love you , 3000

2)Nebula’s ‘We became sisters’

3)Bruce accepting the Hulk and even letting kids take pictures with him

4)Bruce/Hulk being a pure cinnamon roll and handing Scott Lang a couple of tacos after Scott drops his

5)Rocket softly taking Nebula’s hand

6)Scott and Rhodey being giant Sci-Fi nerds

7)Loki grabbing the tesseract on the first chance he gets (this wasn’t really surprising)

8) AMERICA’S ASS

9)Steve appreciating his pretty booty

10)Pepper Potts in the Rescue armor

11)STEVE ROGERS IS WORTHY AND THOR LOVES IT

12)Tony keeping the picture of Peter and him beside the picture of his father and later actually getting to tell his father how much Howard meant to him.

13) The all-female team up.

14) 'On your left’

15)Harley Keener at Tony’s funeral

16)Sam Wilson looking to Bucky for acknowledgment on whether he should accept the shield and Bucky assuring him with a nod.

17)EDWIN JARVIS

18)Steve and Peggy because that’s where he always wanted to be.

BONUS :

Hail Hydra

Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“ 

The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.