*the Jigsaw Puppet Rides By You On His Tricycle And Rings A Little Bell. He Is Going To School*

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

Been watching Cartoons lately, and i always wonder what do i look like in the cartoon universe, so here–

I would be labeled as “Kid w/ Weird hair” or “Birdnest”

I had my first 5-hour energy today and downed it like a shot, this is what it was like.

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“ 

The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.

I licked a milk at my friends house

Tbh this sounds like something I'd actually do

Me, an artist:

Y'ALL I JUST FOUND OUT DAREDEVIL IS CALLED FENEGYEREK IN HUNGARIAN

THAT LITERALLY MEANS “RASCAL CHILD” I’M FUCKING LOSING IT

OH WATCH OUT HERE COMES RASCAL CHILD BOUTTA THROW IT DOWN WITH THE UH. “UNDERBOSS”

“Stop making fun of Catholics” oh yeah? And what if I dont. What are you gonna do. Crucify me?

Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.