I'm 99% I'm About To Have A Meltdown Or Am Currently Experiencing One Because I Want To Scream And Cry

go on get me, please #level 3

its that time again! reblog and i’ll rate and roast your url 😊

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couple of rules for y’all this time cause last time got out of hand:

you need clearly communicate consent to to do so

you must be 18 or older. if i catch u asking and you’re a minor, instant block no exceptions.

pick a level from 1-3, on a scale of gentle to hit me with your best shot.

rules for me:

if you want me to delete my response to you, i will do so with no questions asked

no transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, etc.

otherwise no rules 😈

glhf 😌

consider this:

a hippie/60's psychedelic magical girl that yells out 'Flower Power' when using their special move

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

this might not make sense to anyone else but to me Strategy and Scientist are sisters

it is rotten work. but i love you purposely and ardently, so i’ll do it anyway. it’s rotten work because i don’t like to see you hurt. so stain these hands, i can wash them clean. i will wash them clean so you can stain them again. tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. because i chose to love you. rotten parts and all.

The idea of the devil representing ‘evil’ as opposed to ‘good’ does not… it clashes with my idea of the devil. Because the devil for me represents rock and roll, film, freedom, humor - essentially, my life and my background because it’s so coloured with so many “blasphemous” expressions. I think that’s one of the most common misconceptions that makes it so hard for people to fathom - that there’s obviously the biblical devil, and then you have the pop-cultural devil. The pop-cultural devil being very much a representative of freedom, intellectualism and liberation from the chains of handicapping worship of the three Abrahamic religions - because that’s what [these religions] are about, they’re about control. Satan represents, in the pop cultural sense, the opposite of that. In the Bible it represents evil, but I know very, very few things in the history of the world that have been perpetrated in the name of the devil that have been to the non-benefit of mankind, whereas… I mean, just look at the amount of abuse and human despair that has been caused in the name of ‘good.’

— Tobias Forge on what Satan means to him

those romans think they're minted 🤔 but they ain't rich like me 💵 you can't call yourself loaded till you can buy an army💰⚔️ ran rome with pompey and caesar 🤝 they're more famous than me 😭 but i'm the worlds richest geezer 👴 there's no-one richer than me 🤑

I have been reliably informed by everyone in my life that I am the furthest thing from scary and intimidating.

so I have made it my life's goal to go in completely the opposite direction and become an unnerving level of adorable where nobody suspects me but I AM secretly terrifying or so small and occult I become Chucky/Annabelle adjacent

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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Gaza and trauma.