Sinful-skeptic - Minerva

Actually, ex-Christians have earned the right to make fun of Christianity. It comes free with the religious trauma.

thinking about it, part of the reason the "you were never a christian" accusation hurts is because of how much i wish it was true

Getting absolutely knocked on my ass by the idea that, in a literal interpretation of the Genesis account of Eden, we were never supposed to have the knowledge of good and evil.

If they ask this question then they probably don’t have one

“Where do atheists get their morals?” It’s called a brain and you have one too

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Yes, the mythology fandom won’t wish death or eternal torture upon someone because of their mythology, unlike christians.

It's a lot easier to deal with Christians around Christmas when you start thinking about the religion as mythology.

Treat the stories the same way we treat Greek or Roman mythology.

Christians are just all part of the Jesus fandom.

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apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

there are countries that ban girls from getting an education so i really don't give a fuck if some boys have a hard time at school because they don't want to behave and do their work