Incorrect Quotes As Me And Draco's Relationship In My Hogwarts DR!

I DUNNO WHO NEEDS THIS BUT U CAN SHIFT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS U CANT OR IT AINT REAL. CUZ IT IS. AND IT FOUND YOU FOR A REASON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. SO GO GET RAILED BY THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER. GO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS. GO ESCAPE THIS REALITY. NO ONES STOPPING YOU. NOW GET!!!!

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Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

What is uppp shifters.

Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.

My name is Sam. 

My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)

I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.

I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.

This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.

She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.

Happy shifting!

A conversation with Draco in my DR

Me: Yeah, right, crumpet muncher, that's why we won the war!

Draco: At least we don't have shitty presidents!

Me: (forgets its 1996) Yeah, that's why the queen is dead.

Draco: ...

Me: What? Oh...

Draco: Are you plotting to kill the queen?

Me: Draco, no!

(I'm still American in my dr if you couldn't tell

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

I'm literally prepping for college in two weeks and I did my resume the other day and it so happened that the one that helped me was an old teacher of mine. Anyway she wanted me to email her back the resume so she can help edit it more and the name of the email account I gave her was literally not my name. I have over 10 accounts, most don't have my name, and I literally ughhhhhhhhh

what r u doing on tumblr. Go shift dweeb

alright slutty waist cuntlord supreme, we get it.