Ladies And Gentlemen… Moth-them

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

Me after a long day booping my beloved mutuals.

No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.

it's a sliding scale, guys

(I will accept criticism on this, especially in the form of new jokers to add to the scale)

I found this wet floor sign with some suspiciously dna looking writing on it

String identified: CAT CA TAGCT T A t t g t c a g tg t

Closest match: Sphaeramia orbicularis genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Chubby Cardinal

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the batism creature-

Warning: Major major one piece spoilers of wano and egghead!!!!!

Tw: death & blood

The idea of luffy’s vivre card flash-banging sabo in that pitch black bilge is making me laugh so much

Bonuses:

Full pic of that last page👇

Here’s the full pic of this since it being a gif absolutely tanked the quality of the image.

Blorbo: *is going through horrors beyond human comprehension*

Normal fans: oh no! Not my baby ;-;

Me, the no.1 fan and a freakos:

????

Excuse you??

Where in DMC did you find military? Like if someone has a gun then it's military themed by default??? What?? Have you even like seen any cutscenes from dmc 1? A lone guy running around some random gothic horror castle fighting living puppets and shadows? No?

Even more so, expecting political commentary from action games in 2001? Are you nuts? It was still wild times when those games were made mostly for enjoyment and thrill and noone expected any kind of deep narrative or philosophy from them. It's not cinema, it's no art, not yet. So no political commentary, just a cool guy killing mindless demons for players fun.

The DMC always was about family drama where there's no place for grander things like fucking politics, especially US politics as DMC has nothing to do with irl America at all. Even newer entries has 0 politics and 100 family melodrama and character study. And demon killing ofc. Demons never were some kind of relatable or even distantly humane beings in the series fyi. That's the whole point of personal conflicts for Dante and Vergil as halfbloods. Even when the human blood was revealed to be a cool upgrade material for demons (in dmc 5, and that's a first for the series and it's reaaally big stretch from me to even find this theme) even then it wasn't the point or really important for literally anyone. Because, you guessed it, the family drama.

AMERICAN POLITICS? IN MY DEVIL MAY CRY??!!??