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hiii.. i was wondering if u could do a beetlejuice x masc!reader?? they're kinda hard for me to find-

yes ofc! sorry if its a little ooc, i havent watched beetlejuice in a hot minute

Beetlejuice x masc! reader slightly suggestive

he would mostly treat you the same as everyone else tbh

he would try to be nicer and not play as many crude pranks on you

would absolutely be alot hornier around you though unless its an issue for you, then hed try to be respectful of that

would definently show affection with physical touch but if thatd be an issue for you it would be gift giving

he would totally love to do your favorite activities with you or watch you do them if its something such as knitting

would ask hella questions about what your doing if youre knitting or doing something like that, especially if youre multi-tasking by watching tv

loves to learn about your hobbies

if you like people watching he would 100% do it with you

wouldnt help around the house that much unless you bribed him iykwim

again, sorry if its short and ooc, its been a minute since i watched the movie

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

@dumbboywithinternet here have this

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss

Pookie I can't keep defending you like this (in ref to the last post) 😔- living in ur walls anon

HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT IM SCREAMING😭😭😭😭

me too pookie

what fucking type of autism is this

The patron Saint of letting me live in ur walls (same anon) fr tho probs something to do with writing, they'd hype it up and be 'textual creation' tho

real asf,, you haven't requested anything recently so im happy youre back tho,,,, missed u pookie /lh

The Huntress (dead by daylight) dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*

requested: no

tw: smut

sfw headcanons

dating anna is honestly really nice, shes loving, protective, and extremely caring

she helps you do stuff around the cabin like cooking and cleaning

she makes the best meat based dishes (mostly consists of deer and lamb meat)

if you garden itd be great because then youd have meat and vaggies to eat, possibly fruit too if thats what youre growing

she takes care of you in a motherly way, even if youre older than her

loves to cuddle with you, she loves how shes bigger than you (it makes her feel like she can protect you easier)

if you have hobbies like knitting or sewing and you make her a sweater or a shirt she will wear it around the cabin but not outside because she doesnt want to get it dirty

loves to pepper your face in kisses

will 100% kill for you if you ask her to, no questions asked

loves to be the big spoon while cuddling

sings around the house, wether ots her lullaby or something else, she sings and hums her heart out

if you have periods she will try her best to help you out by getting you the stuff you need

if youre trans she makes sure you feel validated (will 100% slaughter anyone who misgenders you on purpose♡)

loves to give massages, especially if you have chronic pain (like me), if it helps you feel better she'll massage you as much as you need

if you had a rough day she loves to cuddle you and comforts you while you rant

if she feels any strong emotion, wether shes excited or mad or anything else, she speaks russian

loves having her hair brushed, if you have her sit down and you brush or play with her hair she melts in your arms

nsfw headcanons

shes on top 90% of the time and you cant convince me shes not

she definitely sits on your face if you let her

has a mommy kink (not in a mdlg/mdlb way or anything like that, just enjoys being called mommy)

shes willing to try anything once but refuses to make you bleed unless its period sex

she gives amazing head

she doesnt shave at all (its the middle of the woods and you guys live in a cabin, what do you expect)

she doesnt care if you shave or not as long as you have good hygiene down there (and in general)

will overstimulate you until you physically cant cum anymore (you guys have a safeword in case it gets to be too much)

very respectful of boundaries, especially if youre self consious

she doesnt mind using toys in bed

speaking of which, she definently has a pink 8 inch strap on and a vibrator

loves to praise you, especially when you eat her out

lots of pausing to praise you and kiss your inner thighs when she gives you head

will fuck you anywhere (inside and outside) as long as youre okay with it

shes loud in bed, lots of groans and cursing under her breath about how good it feels

when shes close to cumming she gets very verbal and speaks in russian

her favorite position is riding and doggystyle (wether youre male or female)