Me Too Pookie

born to be an eepy princess forced to be a sigma alpha male 🐺🐺🐺

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

bubba (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested:no

Tw: smut

A/N: bubbas one of my favorite characters so this will be longer

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He tries his best to be comforting after sex, especially since hes self consious and wants to make sure youre okay even if you were on top

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

He likes his arms the best since he knows theyre strong

he loves every part of you but if he had to choose itd be your stomach

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

Hes usually not messy but if hes had a rough day hed cum on your thighs and stomach

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

while hes a killer he can get very self consious of his body and doesnt mind if you top him half the time

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced,, like he knows how to have sex but he doesnt at the same time? like he knows the basis of how it works but he doesnt know all the details if that makes sense

F= Favorite position

if youre on top he prefers riding since he knows that you have control of the situation and he feels like he wont crush you but if hes on top its missionary since he gets to see every expression you make and the way his cock forces a slight bulge in your stomach

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

after he gets comfortable with you, he can be pretty goofy sometimes, especially if thats how you are during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Hes not groomed, we all know that. hes from texas and hes busy back at the sawyer household. he doesnt have time for keeping himself kept down there and he honestly didnt think that hed ever have sex with someone like you so he never bothered trimming anything

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

he tries his best to be intimate but hes not from a household that really shows love in any way other than providing food so he ends up being rougher

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

like ive said earlier, hes busy and doesnt really have time to jack off, plus he has you so he doesnt really need to

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

praise, oral fixation, pegging, breeding

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

he prefers to have sex in private areas, he doesnt want anyone to see whats his

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

if you wear something skin tight hes gonna be dragging you to a secluded area within seconds

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

if he sees you crying or youre in pain hed stop completely even if youre okay, he doesnt want to hurt you even accidentally, if youre not in pain youd have to convince him that youre okay before hed continue

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he loves giving and recieving, he might not be the best at giving but hell try his best and would take critisism as long as youre nice about it

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes at a normal pace but hes rough with his thrusts, if hes pent up he wont last as long but if hes not he can go aout 2-3 rounds

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he doesnt like quickies, he likes to make love with you and he cant do that if hes rushed

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

hell try some things but youll have to talk to him about it first

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

he can go 2-3 rounds and they can last from 15-30 minutes

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes fine with using toys but if you want to use them on him youll have to make sure hes okay with it and talk to him multiple times to reassure him that you wont hurt him

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

hes pretty fair and if he cums before you hell eat you out or fuck you until you cum as well

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

he whines, grunts, groans, any noise you think of hes made it in bed, and he is loud too

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

if you let him hed eat your ass and vice-versa, he also wouldnt mind fucking your ass either

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

he grew up eating lots of protein so id say hes around 6-7 inches and girthy as fuck, hes uncircumcised and hes got 1 prominent vein on the bottom of his dick thats really sensitive too

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

hecan go at it whenever, hes always a little bit horny for you so if you mention that you wanna have sex hes down too

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

hell try his best to clean you up first but having sex takes it out of him if hes on top so hed fall asleep right after he finishes making you comfortable

Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*

Requested: no

Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks

Sfw headcanons

We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable

Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself

He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt

If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it

Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet

If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced

if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences

if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general

he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)

Nsfw headcanons

hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least

he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back

he will fuck you anywhere anytime

doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself

will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed

hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting

loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first

@dumbboywithinternet

THIS how close i'm trying to be with my man

Pookie don't apologize for only doin one, we in midterm season let alone anything else ya got goin on also, Beebs=Beetlejuice ^^ I rly luv himb but also luved the Bubs headcannons you did cause he so bby gorl core - Wall anon but in a rambling mood ❤️/p

okay noted beebs=beetlejuice,, also im glad you liked my bubba fic earlier!!!! ilysm wall anon🩷🩷/p

also here have a meme bc ur my favorite anon

The Huntress (dead by daylight) dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*

requested: no

tw: smut

sfw headcanons

dating anna is honestly really nice, shes loving, protective, and extremely caring

she helps you do stuff around the cabin like cooking and cleaning

she makes the best meat based dishes (mostly consists of deer and lamb meat)

if you garden itd be great because then youd have meat and vaggies to eat, possibly fruit too if thats what youre growing

she takes care of you in a motherly way, even if youre older than her

loves to cuddle with you, she loves how shes bigger than you (it makes her feel like she can protect you easier)

if you have hobbies like knitting or sewing and you make her a sweater or a shirt she will wear it around the cabin but not outside because she doesnt want to get it dirty

loves to pepper your face in kisses

will 100% kill for you if you ask her to, no questions asked

loves to be the big spoon while cuddling

sings around the house, wether ots her lullaby or something else, she sings and hums her heart out

if you have periods she will try her best to help you out by getting you the stuff you need

if youre trans she makes sure you feel validated (will 100% slaughter anyone who misgenders you on purpose♡)

loves to give massages, especially if you have chronic pain (like me), if it helps you feel better she'll massage you as much as you need

if you had a rough day she loves to cuddle you and comforts you while you rant

if she feels any strong emotion, wether shes excited or mad or anything else, she speaks russian

loves having her hair brushed, if you have her sit down and you brush or play with her hair she melts in your arms

nsfw headcanons

shes on top 90% of the time and you cant convince me shes not

she definitely sits on your face if you let her

has a mommy kink (not in a mdlg/mdlb way or anything like that, just enjoys being called mommy)

shes willing to try anything once but refuses to make you bleed unless its period sex

she gives amazing head

she doesnt shave at all (its the middle of the woods and you guys live in a cabin, what do you expect)

she doesnt care if you shave or not as long as you have good hygiene down there (and in general)

will overstimulate you until you physically cant cum anymore (you guys have a safeword in case it gets to be too much)

very respectful of boundaries, especially if youre self consious

she doesnt mind using toys in bed

speaking of which, she definently has a pink 8 inch strap on and a vibrator

loves to praise you, especially when you eat her out

lots of pausing to praise you and kiss your inner thighs when she gives you head

will fuck you anywhere (inside and outside) as long as youre okay with it

shes loud in bed, lots of groans and cursing under her breath about how good it feels

when shes close to cumming she gets very verbal and speaks in russian

her favorite position is riding and doggystyle (wether youre male or female)