Achilles: Do you like-like me or just like me as a friend?
Patroclus: *exasperated* I literally just railed you. What do you think?
not romantic or sexual or platonic but a secret fourth thing (we've spent so many years as enemies fighting each other we know each other's combat styles inside and out so now that we're teaming up against a common enemy we fight flawlessly together in sync).
imagine creating a silly little story for your kid, and years later, they light the empire state building in blue to celebrate the silly little character you created. must be crazy
hello saiki k community i have returned from the war
Jason [stubs his toe]: FUCK Dick: Jason! In front of the ten year old? Really? Damian, not looking up from his DS: I have committed atrocities, Grayson.
Annabeth: Yeah, I'm down. Can I bring my weird roommate along?
Percy: Can you stop calling me that now that we're married
Grover: We all have our demons.
Grover, grabbing Percy: This one’s mine.
just imagine the batkids telling Bruce he’s delulu
Percy: It 's over. We won.
[Behind Percy the monster slowly stands backs up]
Jason:
Leo:
Annabeth: [starts to point] Percy…
Percy: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We Won.