“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.
we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!
life was simpler when loki just wanted that stupid blue cube
guys I’ve never suffered so much for a tv show what the fuck do I do
every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply
i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all
is this good omens
this is truly a 2014 halloween. the fnaf movie? dan and phil games spooky theme? taylor swift 1989? fuck it i’m shaking it off.
so funny the the least believeable part about the infamous ‘dan and phill kiss at the fall out boy/my chem/panic! concert is now that panic! at the disco is there
you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them
WHY ARE WE BACK IN 2014
bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after
Selling pins who wants one?
david tennant is the doctor again, the bbc merlin twitter is active, and danandphilgames is back from the dead… are we regressing?
(respectfully ofc)
don't you love it when you accidentally fall for one of your closest guy friends, who also happens to be the first guy you've liked in over five years, and you spent the past two months thinking you had a chance w him and for the past year and a half people betting on when you guys would start dating and then you finally tell your parents about him and for the first time in your life they love and approve of the person you like and literally on the same day you find out he's actually been dating your friend for the past few months and no one ever told you and then after that you find out he's liked you since he met you but he thought you were lesbian this whole time so he never even bothered with you bc he's a respectful man who would never cross boundaries and then one of your mutual friends tells you that if you asked him out first he would've chosen you over your friend? bc i totally sure do :/
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You know what?
I'm kinda jealous of everyone who will only get into Good Omens in about 4 years because they won't have to go through this agonising wait...like when you get into a TV show and think your hanging off a cliff and then... boom! New season!
RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME… anyways!
emily: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or we could bake them at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
reid: no thats not how you make cookies
morgan: FLOOR IT !!
emily: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ??
reid: EMILY YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BULLPEN DOWN
emily: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES !!!
morgan: DO IT.
reid: NO-