don't you love it when you accidentally fall for one of your closest guy friends, who also happens to be the first guy you've liked in over five years, and you spent the past two months thinking you had a chance w him and for the past year and a half people betting on when you guys would start dating and then you finally tell your parents about him and for the first time in your life they love and approve of the person you like and literally on the same day you find out he's actually been dating your friend for the past few months and no one ever told you and then after that you find out he's liked you since he met you but he thought you were lesbian this whole time so he never even bothered with you bc he's a respectful man who would never cross boundaries and then one of your mutual friends tells you that if you asked him out first he would've chosen you over your friend? bc i totally sure do :/
nothing more slutty than having a waist like this
βIt starts, as it will end, with a garden.β WHAT IF IT ENDS WITH CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THEIR GARDEN OUTSIDE THEIR SOUTH DOWN COTTAGE WITH CROWLEY WATERING HIS PLANTS AND AZIRAPHALE ENJOYING A PASTRY AND READING
Take This to Your Grave Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy is food!
Requested by: Anon
garcia: what makes you all smile?
jj: friends and family
rossi: alcohol
emily: seeing derek fall down the stairs
morgan: wha-
reid: face muscles.
good omens 2 is genuinely so funny. it's like a good omens/crossover fandom fic got turned into a whole 6 hours of television. crowley and aziraphale kissed and then immediately broke up. the main plot of the show revolves around trying to get two lesbians together jane austen style. half the runtime is dedicated to random historical flashbacks of crowley and aziraphale homosexually interacting. they got rid of every single one of the straight couples. it's canon compliant to the bible
Big shout out to the xmen movies almost never showing women in an exposed or voyeuristic way, but not hesitating to undress Hugh Jackman at every given chance
are you a girl or a boy
not really
With those Spencer fans that make the most rich, profound , in character exploration of him on Y/N fics. Know that I respect the shit out of ya.
if logan and wade dont come back for secret wars already married with rings on their fingers and dont bicker like theyve already been married for years in the middle of kicking ass and everyone has to tell them to shut the fuck up!! and wade says oh sorry the wife didnt have her coffee today you know how she gets. ill probably die