Did I Ever Tell You Guys Of The Time I Forgot Christianity Was Called That So I Called It The "Jesus

This, but superman wears a batman version during a meeting

You know those shirts with some fictional guy’s face all over it saying “I can fix him” ?

Clark wearing one with Bruce’s face all over it that says “I can fix him”

"There are no laws, only limits." - My philosophical brain

Wait i just realized how wrong this sounds. I don't mean break the law i mean you shouldn't think something is impossible because it's never been done before.

Uh basically bees. Bees fly though they shouldn't be able to, basically that.

Ma just showed me $2 bills and honestly i'm not ready to face the world tomorrow. What am i supposed to do with this information? It just...makes no sense...😕

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Brain farts, a thread

SO GOSH DARN HAPPY

so so happy to be an ISTP

I share the same personality as so many amazing characters 😭

The list is too long to write but i'll pick some personal favorites:

Bruce Lee

Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Megara (Disney’s Hercules)

Mulan (Disney’s Mulan)

Toph Beifong from (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Dr. Alan Grant (Jurassic Park )

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Kenjiro Tsuda

And just so many others! I can die happily with this info :')

Rereading "This Time I will Definitely Be Happy!" always destroys my heart!!!

I'm so happy they all get a happy ending and that everyone's life is full!

My heart THRIVES when I read this

I love them all so much

The fact that all the reincarnations help Jun and all the heroes help fight against Demon King Marcus and

I'M SO FLIPPIN HAPPY

Sometimes my writing's bad, sometimes it's good. But sometimes, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GOD.

I was reviewing my writing and I found this gem(??) And I can't believe I of all people wrote it. Like damb, i'm quezy about it and i'm not even in the story. Here it is, btw, with a bit of editing to make the characters anonymous:

(Character A) remained quiet after that, afraid of another terrible stumble. They were a disastrous person and never could go without a stupid, clumsy act. (Character B) observed the mortal named (Character a). Trying to figure out (Character A)'s motives and weaknesses. They never looked at (Character B) until (Character B) suddenly grabbed (Character A)'s face.

"Interesting." (Character B)'s dead-set observant stare into (Character A)'s eyes had them anxious.

"What?"

"Your eyes are the color of the sky. I haven't seen the sun-filled sky for a long time." Amazement, wonder, nostalgia, and so many other emotions flowed into and out of (Character B).

"Oh, do you miss it?" (Character A) relaxed into (Character B)'s hold. Gazing back into (Character B)'s maroon eyes.

"Dearly."

Like FELLO????? Which romantic literature god/goddess possessed me??? If only I could write like this when I really needed to, like school 😭 and even better they have their own versions so it gets more romantic!

You can't tell me this isn't canon

Ryker: Women shouldn't curse

Astrid: Get fucked

Ryker: *blinks in surprise*

This was in the much later part of my dream but basically;

Child i watch over (as a omnipotent spiritual gaurdian) is complaining about wanting her mom (both her parents are there). I, in the form of a whisper and a few yards away, explain to a friend(?) That the reason she can't see me is because my appearance would break her mind. To which i shudder about because if someone COULD see me that would mean they are just as (possibly more) powerful than me. The second i think that the little girl (our main character i suppose) turns around AND LOOKS AT ME.

And that shook me to my core.

I spend years out of sight, my eyes closed, knowing she can see where i am through my own senses. As her gaurdian i actually can't leave her so i had to stay around. I think her parents got tired of her constantly chasing and screaming about me so they just disappeared (anime parent 101).

Eventually she found out where i was (roof) and when she looked right at me again, much closer now, i woke up. Messed me up bad. The child was not precious or sweet, just powerful. I was her gaurdian to ensure her destiny, why would she call me mom? I was so scared of her i woke up.

And funnily enough, this is the second time i've had that dream.