Excuse My Dumb Au's But I Just Read The Cutest Cherry Magic Au For Wangxian And I Couldn't Help Myself.

Excuse my dumb au's but i just read the cutest cherry magic au for wangxian and i couldn't help myself.

Moonjo, residential perfectionist and loner working at an insurance company (no sexy murder dentist in this timeline oops), turns 30 while still being a virgin. So, he suddenly has the ability to read other people's minds, and he finds a way to use that to his advantage, and ascend to higher positions in the company.

A couple of years later, Jongwoo starts working at the same insurance company, and Moonjo takes a liking to him. Only Jongwoo always evades and ignores the other so he can't really read his thoughts. But several months later, as they both get off work close to midnight, he manages to do so, and finds Jongwoo's thoughts to be an odd string of "God that bastard is so fucking handsome I want him to choke me but also I want to punch him in the face because he's so perfect all the time, and also what is it with him grinning all the time and his stupidly pretty eyes, god i HATE HIM"

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3 years ago

to go back to my statement of not having enough morally grey wlw ladies in asian dramas - i just recently started Couple of Mirrors and it's a cold-hearted assassin and a kind writer / socialite who found out her husband and best friend were having an affair getting together set in like 1920s / 1930s Shanghai???


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3 years ago
‘𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐲𝐞𝐭’ 

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6 years ago

Imagine being so rich that you pay hollywood 30k dollars for Jimin to get a star on the walk of fame, I'm-

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Imagine Being So Rich That You Pay Hollywood 30k Dollars For Jimin To Get A Star On The Walk Of Fame,

Thank you, you wonderful ARMY, one day all of BTS will be there together

3 years ago
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noir-esque "one-night-stand to enemies to lovers" mjjw set in the late 1920s in which jongwoo is a gritty private detective with anger issues and moonjo a flirtatious but ruthless gang boss

also peep my first attempt at explicit smut, and downwards spiral into my 3rd giant multichapter project (no i'm not ok)


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4 years ago
• Satsuma Sunset •  Blackjack Bat •  Lemon Berry •  Dr. Cinders
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These four new one of a kind art dolls will be availible on my etsy this Thursday, 15th of October, at 22:00 (GMT+1, I live in Ireland).

Each one stands around 6.5 inches tall, and can hold a variety of positions due to the wire armature inside its soft body. The unique outfits are entirely hand sewn, while the head,hands and feet are made from hand sculpted, painted and varnished polymer clay. Each doll will be priced at 180 euro, plus shipping.

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3 years ago

why does moonjo stand like a 3-year old child whenever he's in that all black outfit?? mf out here a "serial killer" but looking like that robert pattinson tracksuit meme???


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1 year ago

Tamsyn Muir gave us the gift that keeps on giving - River Bubble AUs, meaning that technically every single fanfic of TLT is canon, it’s just in a River Bubble.


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3 years ago

moonjo and jongwoo:

if the "unhinged and or cannibalistic bisexual x confused normal-ish fruit who unfortunately fell in love with them" trope has a million fans then i am one of them. if it has ten fans, then i am one of them. if it has only one fan then that is me. if it has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against it, then i am against the world.


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1 year ago

it is so funny to me that palamedes and camilla are set up as The Reasonable People in gtn and continue to be viewed though that lens by many other characters throughout the books but every single book just strengthens the hypothesis that they are actually kind of insane. like. they are absolutely unhinged. palamedes made himself a river bubble despite all existing evidence saying it was impossible to do and camilla scraped 96 tiny skull fragments off the floor and glued them together and they shared a physical form for six months and at the end of things they chose mutual destruction rather than confront the possibility of one person continuing to exist without the other. all of these things are backed up with theorems and mathematics but it does not change the fact that they’re not quite the actions of Normal People


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