Tai Lung And Shen: *wearing "Gay Propaganda" T-shirts*

I can't keep this to myself anymore.. Here's a ff with Donald Duck (pls let someone draw it (　-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )) (just kidding, you don't have to do fan-art to an my mini-fanfic-sketh

Like a rich and elegant party

Panchito: I'm sooooooooo tired! I'm booooreeeeeeeeed! What are we waiting for, lindo?

Jose: Calm down, meu amor, we have to wait for our Donal. Without him, our performance will be just an ordinary disappointment.

Panchito: You're right, pimpollo.

Jose x Panchito: *kiss*

Panchito: I just hope your ex and him don't bother us..

Jose: *looked around*

Maria Vas and Ze Galo

Jose: foda-se..

Ze Galo: *notices them and together with Maria go to them*

Panchito: me he acabado..

Ze Galo: Ze! What a surprise! I didn't expect to see you here~ *definitely puts his hand on the shore of Maria*

Maria Vas: *she snuggles up to Ze Galo and grins*

Jose: Yeah, same.. *whisper* Galinha estupida..

Panchito: *he puts him hand on Jose's shoulder and hugs him to him* And what are you doing here?

Ze Galo: Knocked out a ticket in the first queue. And you?

Jose: We are performing.

Maria Vas: Then why aren't you on stage? And you don't rehearse?

Jose: We are waiting for the third Caballero.

Maria Vas: Of course~

Ze Galo: In the case, do you mind if we wait wit you? Right?

Ze Galo and Jose: *angry staring*

Donald Duck: Sorry for wait!

Panchito: Nothing wrong, mi linda..- pati- to...

Donald: *he is dressed in a tight red dress that glitters a little, with black eye shadows and underlined arrows*

Donald: Hi~

Jose: Woah..

Panchito: H-hi..

Donald: *he walked right up to Panchito and played with the feathers under his neck a little with his fingers*

Donald: *walked past Jose, but ran his hand from his cheek to his chin*

Donald: Okay, boys, let's go. The stage is not waiting!

Panchito: *looks after Donald and falls*

Jose: *comes to himself*

Jose: Well, as our Donal said.. *helped up Panchito*

Jose: The stage not waiting!

Panchito: Adios!

Ze Galo and Maria Vas: . . .

Ze Galo: Porra, esse pato e muito gostoso.

Maria: *hit him*

Ze Galo: Ouch!

(yeah, I wrote it for Donald in a dress..)

I LOVE IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

@polina-me Request number 1, I assume this is what you meant by DonPete? (Donald and Pete? If not, I have done this art request ENTIRELY wrong).

Hope you like it!

Tai Lung and Kai look like they've just been woken up

But Shen killed me. 💀

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) Dir. Mike Mitchell & Stephanie Ma Stine

I’m just here for dad Donald tbh

(It’s from a ducktales magazine that I own, I simply translated it…)

I don't know I'm happy or not...

Duck people behold!

I made my first quiz!

Find out which duckverse character are you most like here

Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.

Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?

Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*

Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!

Shen: Excuse me?!

Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!

Shen: You know I can't do that.

Tai Lung: Why?!

Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!

Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!

Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!

Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!

Kai: Ah! Bitch!

Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*

Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?

Tai Lung: ...

Shen: ...

Kai: ...

Kai: ?

Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!

Tai Lung: YES.

Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

*****************3 hours later*********************

They lie in the dark and try to sleep.

Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!

Shen: I can't! I'm cold!

Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~

Shen: Ew. Never.

Kai: Okay.

...

Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*

Kai: Hehe

Shen: Shut up.

Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.

Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist

The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)

Shen doesn't wash the dishes

Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns

Its canon, DreamWorks told me.

We all know he said "yes"

One more Joke about this moment 

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Definitely no one:

I'm writing a new fanfiction about Scrooge's tsundere and his beloved nephew Donald:

Donald Duck × Pete!

I am setting up future animatics in Journal. I have written out for first burn which i am doing next week.

I am gonna do top of my school for mickey mouse and another for the same mouse on little miss perfect but i don't know what ship to use?

Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING

Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!

Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss

Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY

Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!

Donmick: EXCUSE ME

Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"

Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH

Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD

Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic

Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!

Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.

Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.

Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!

Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex

Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY

Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !

You can't stop my crazy ass