In Small Fandoms You Need To Be Grateful To The Person Who Only Accidentally Hit You Twice With A Frying

Tai Lung: Shen, my love, the light in my dark life, the flower in the desert of my heart, the sweetness in my bitter soul, the cure for my spiritual wounds. Please, I beg you, stop putting laxatives in my foster father's food and drinks.

Happy birthday duckboys!

Dewey *throwing off the blanket*: Today is our day!

Huey: We've gotten older!

Louie: And richer.

Donald: Boys! It's time for breakfast!

Yay!

*each boy has his own plate of pancakes: Huey with condensed milk and blueberries, Dewey with chocolate chips and marshmallows, Louie with maple syrup and strawberries*

*everyone has tea with strawberry juice*

Dewey: Yummy!

Huey: Wow...

Louie: Cool. *took a picture for my blog*

Donald: Happy birthday, boys. Bon appetit~

HDL: Thank you, Unca Donald!

HDL: *make the first piece*

HDL: !!!

Louie: Did you-

Dewey: Did you add chocolate to the pancakes?!

Donald prodly: Yes, I am.

Huey: Wow!!

Della: Um, Donald?...

Donald: I made the chocolate for Huey myself, so there are sweeteners there.

Donald: Wait. Did you think that I didn't know my own child?

Della: No! Of course no! I just!-

Della: *sigh*

Della: I'm sorry... Sometimes I forget that you know boys better than I do. Although I am their mother...

Donald put his hand on her shoulder: Everything is fine. I also sometimes forget that you know me better than yourself.

Donald looking at Scrooge: And someone else.

Scrooge: *trying not to cry*

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Scrooge: All right, boys. Since today is your birthday, I...

Donald who stands too close: *stings his side painfully*

Scrooge: I'll... buy whatever you want... But only one piece at a time!

Scrooge: *looks at Donald*

Donald: *nods approvingly*

Huey: Okay, well... Difficult choice...

Dewey: Okay, listen!!

Louie: Hehe. Okay~

Scrooge: "My money suffers only for their happiness..."

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Della: Aaaahhh, boys! Here I am!

Huey: Hi, mom.

Dewey: Hey, mom.

Louie: Yo, moona.*

Della: Well, today is your birthday and therefore, as your mother, I will spend it with you! All day!!

Louie: Nah, thanks.

Dewey: It's cool, but no, mom.

Huey: Sorry, no.

Della puzzled: Whit waat?

Della: But why? What's wrong with spending your birthday with your cool mom, huh?

Dewey: Nothing at all! Just..

Louie: It's just that today is OUR day, Mom. And we have already planned how to spend it.

Della: Oh, yeah. I see..

Della: I'm so proud of you! You're so grown-up, making plans and all that...

Della: Haha, yeah..

Louie: Well, we haven't started making plans yet, so why don't you sit with us for now? M?

Della: *practically literally sparkling with happiness*

Della: Of course! Come here, my ducklings!

Della: *jumps on them with hugs*

Huey and Dewey: Wakhak!

Louie: Don't call us like that!!

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There will be no continuation, because I do not know how to write on behalf of children.. I'm sorry...

I have a question for you. I was reading a comic of Papernik Donald Duck aka Duck Avenger, and thought to myself, what if there was a Superhero Au. What do you think?

Okay, sorry I didn't answer for so long, but I hope the result was worth your patience

Let's start with Jose and Panchito:

Panchito:

I like Dolor!AU from @ch3shire-rabbit , buuuuuuuuuuuut...

I added a little to this image and slightly adjusted it my AU

There won't be many changes, I'll just add:

The colors will become natural black, even the sombrero will be black

A bright red scarf will be tightened around as neck, as well as white patterns on clothes and sombrero

Our favorite black mask will be on the face, because of which Panchito's eyes will be white

And the shirt will be buttoned with white buttons

And the white gloves, maybe black idk

Of the weapons will be two of his faithful revolvers and lasso on his belt

Pistoles — is his superhero name

Jose:

I noticed that when it comes to Jose, he always look like Batman

But in my worldview and AU, Jose is a sorcerer

Black jacket, white shirt, purple stone sewn on the place where the tie should be

Dark blue trousers, strict dark gray shoes

And finally, so that no one would recognize him —

A black hood covering the entire face, expect for the beak and two white eyes

The usual umbrella was replaced with a black cane, with gold patterns and a tip, and a purple round stone on the handle

From a weapon... Magic, is it logical?

Now about the AU itself:

Let's start with the fact that the tower with Uno will not be among Duckburg, but somewhere on the edge of America, so that the heros are closer in the middle of the world, so to speak

Gyro will work there, because, lol, this is so high-tech tower, one Donald will be enough for that, right?

Gizmoduck and Darkwing with a Launchpad will also hang out in the tower, like, ther a heroes, heroes are needed everywhere

Why is Launchpad also in tower? Well, what kind of Darkwing without its Launchpad?

And yet, someone must know the identities of all heroes

In addition Donald, he has a strict taboo about his personality, for which Fenton respects him

Now about hitting the tower:

As for Gizmoduck and Darkwing, Uno will just hack their devices and they will head to the tower

And The Three Caballeros? The same thing, only they will ALREADY be in the tower

What the fuck are they doing there? I'll tell you now

Ludwig told Scrooge that his friend had decided to retire from the scientist to the temple. And that's why he sells all his inventions

Scrooge is interested and decided to buy something too

What was his surprise when he found out that the Duckler Tower costs only 25 bucks?

And he buy it! There's no good to be lost, right?

I mean, who wants a super smart tower to go to Flint or Rockerduck?

Well, there is a tower, but where are the staff?

This is where our sweet boys meets)

Scrooge hired Donald mainly because he felt sorry for him (and also because he always wanted to know where his beloved nephew was) and he's like:

"Donald, you don't have a job all the time and you don't have a money for your life, so I got you a job and you will work for me"

Donald: Uncle Scrooge, what the-

Panchito and Jose were accepted because they were able to make a good impression on Scrooge

Jose works as a greeter, manager, and also spends a lot of time in the hall and a little as an elevator operator

Panchito sings in the lobby, chats with visitors, but unlike Jose, he does not indicate the direction where anyone needs, so he either sends them while to Jose right away, or entertains them while they waiting for Jose

And Donald? Donald is just doing all "dirty" work

(Didn't I tell you that the tower looks like a hotel + canon version?)

Fan-fact!:

Donald has to live in same house with Jose and Panchito so he is not late (+he is far from his children)

So he is a harsh and evil hero with experience)

You: Hey, what have you got there?

Me, holding back the flow of my thoughts about Donald×Pete: Nothing.

HEY GUYS

I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG. MY PHONE WAS BROKEN AND I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET ALL MY DATA BACK TODAY!!

I MISSED YOU VERY MUCH, I LOVE YOU!!

Community got approved!

I applied for a Donald Duck community a while ago trying to figure out what a community on Tumblr really is and it's just really a cute little forum for people to comment at each other's posts. Hopefully we can interact each other there and talk freely about our love for one particular duck! WAK! - Dio

I can't keep this to myself anymore.. Here's a ff with Donald Duck (pls let someone draw it (　-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )) (just kidding, you don't have to do fan-art to an my mini-fanfic-sketh

Like a rich and elegant party

Panchito: I'm sooooooooo tired! I'm booooreeeeeeeeed! What are we waiting for, lindo?

Jose: Calm down, meu amor, we have to wait for our Donal. Without him, our performance will be just an ordinary disappointment.

Panchito: You're right, pimpollo.

Jose x Panchito: *kiss*

Panchito: I just hope your ex and him don't bother us..

Jose: *looked around*

Maria Vas and Ze Galo

Jose: foda-se..

Ze Galo: *notices them and together with Maria go to them*

Panchito: me he acabado..

Ze Galo: Ze! What a surprise! I didn't expect to see you here~ *definitely puts his hand on the shore of Maria*

Maria Vas: *she snuggles up to Ze Galo and grins*

Jose: Yeah, same.. *whisper* Galinha estupida..

Panchito: *he puts him hand on Jose's shoulder and hugs him to him* And what are you doing here?

Ze Galo: Knocked out a ticket in the first queue. And you?

Jose: We are performing.

Maria Vas: Then why aren't you on stage? And you don't rehearse?

Jose: We are waiting for the third Caballero.

Maria Vas: Of course~

Ze Galo: In the case, do you mind if we wait wit you? Right?

Ze Galo and Jose: *angry staring*

Donald Duck: Sorry for wait!

Panchito: Nothing wrong, mi linda..- pati- to...

Donald: *he is dressed in a tight red dress that glitters a little, with black eye shadows and underlined arrows*

Donald: Hi~

Jose: Woah..

Panchito: H-hi..

Donald: *he walked right up to Panchito and played with the feathers under his neck a little with his fingers*

Donald: *walked past Jose, but ran his hand from his cheek to his chin*

Donald: Okay, boys, let's go. The stage is not waiting!

Panchito: *looks after Donald and falls*

Jose: *comes to himself*

Jose: Well, as our Donal said.. *helped up Panchito*

Jose: The stage not waiting!

Panchito: Adios!

Ze Galo and Maria Vas: . . .

Ze Galo: Porra, esse pato e muito gostoso.

Maria: *hit him*

Ze Galo: Ouch!

(yeah, I wrote it for Donald in a dress..)

As far as I remember, he was the only Beagle who got a gift from Santa, so he's probably hiding Roxanne because he knows all his brothers and mom will try to make her a criminal.

Although, perhaps he received this gift by mistake, so that he could give it to Roxanne later.

My head canon is Roxanne’s dad is an ex Beagle Boy.

Idk if this is a unique theory…

But like… image the story. Giving up a life of crime and separating himself from his family for the sake of his daughter. Did they disown him or is he hiding from them? Do they know he has a daughter at all?

It would explain why he’s so protective of Roxanne..

Your bias towards Daisy is very unhealthy.

My love for Donald heals me.