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Tai Lung: Hm...

Shen: *biblically accurate*

Kai: DON'T EVEN THINK TO FUCK HIM!!

Tai Lung: Still...

Kai: HE'S NOT EVEN CHINESE RELIGION!!

Tai Lung: No, I mean, I can.

Kai: TAI LUNG-!!

1 panel: Ha.. Ha..

2 panel: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

3 panel: Oh my god..

4 panel: Ok, I'm sorry, let's try again

Me

Lord Shen laughs at Po's apparent incompetence.

Storyboard from Kung Fu Panda 2: The Animator's Corner. I love the way JYN draws Lord Shen, who looks a looot fluffier than normal o.o

Elegant parents and their ugly ass Eraserhead baby.

Ink painting from my new year piece for 2025 that was too silly for me not to share it.

I love the idea that Shen hadn’t developed his elegance and composure yet so he was just an absolute little freak as a child. And his parents could not possibly fathom the idea that there could possibly be anything wrong with their little angel

Why do you want to eat arts?

explain in tags if you'd like !! please do reblog if you vote to keep it going :D /nf

Иногда я думаю о том, чтобы писать в блоге о других фандомах, но потом я понимаю, что дальше шитпостинга дело не пойдет и оставляю эту затею. Да и вряд ли будет кому-то интересно читать мимолетные посты про умирающие и уже умершие медиа.

О чем это я? Ах, да, мемы...

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Imagine if there was an Anastasia Au for the caballaeros.

Roles first:

Anastasia — Donald Duck (of course 😏)

Dmitry — Jose Carioca and Panchito

Vladimir — Humphrey the Bear

Rasputin — Lord Felldreke

Bartok — Don't know... Sheldgoose or Leopold? Maybe both

Maria (Empress) — Scrooge McDuck

Nicholas ll — Hortense McDuck

Pooka — Ari

Sofie — Daisy

And now just a facts:

In the cartoon itself, the action takes place from Moscow to Paris. Here from Glasgow to London

Humphrey is a cute daddy bear (and a silent psychologist). They don't take him with them, HE follows them

Della is

Donald finds Ari in winter (as in the original). Ari was unconscious from a cold and Donald warmed him up under his coat and hugs. When Ari wake up, he thought he saw an angel

As you already know, Panchito and Jose play the role of Dmitry, but what exactly does it look like? I'll explain right now

I decided to divide Dmitry into two parts and so it turned out in general. But! That's not all!

Jose uses Donald for money (no wonder). His sick sister and her two sons and his cousin remained in Brazil. He travels the world trying to make money and most of his savings goes to them

Panchito also uses Donald (wonder). His family lives on the version they are trying to buy out

He's trying to make money so they can't buy the farm

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The story will be about how Donald learns to accept his voice and his craving for adventure

How will Jose understand that the world rests not only on lies, but also on trust and love

And how does Panchito find out that his family doesn't really care about money and they let him go into the world, for the sake of his freedom, not money

And Scrooge and Della will believe in a miracle again

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I do not know what to write next

I'm sorry I didn't answer for so long, I struggled with procrastination and exams!!

Love you, Bye ~♡

I want you to be okay.

For @diogxnxs

It always hurt.

My heart is racing.

My head hurts.

What's going on?

It's too loud.

I don't want to be here. I don't like being here.

Don't like. Don't like. Don't like. Don't like. Don't...

— Shhh.. — Jose purred softly, gently hugging Donald, while the duck clung to him as if he were the only salvation.. — Vai ficar tudo bem, meu amor. Estou aqui, estou por perto... — soft words of comfort came from the beak of the green parrot, hoping that the former sailor would hear them.

It always hurt. It always hurt to see Donal like... this.

Perhaps this is due to the fact that Jose's heart itself is soft, like buttercream, but at... such moments... it seemed that Donald's fear was so strong that it hurt him.

It was such a dumb, such a crazy idea... Of course, they are three Caballeros, birds of one feather, best friends and musicians! They hadn't seen each other for so long and missed each other so much!

Panchito and Jose just add emotion to their long-awaited meeting! Well... They really did it. Just not the way it needed to be..

...

...

...

Donald was sincerely waiting for this moment...

he received a letter about the arrival of his partners and was on guard all day to seize the moment and not be taken by surprise.

Of course, it was unpleasant to be constantly stressed.. No, it wasn't stress. It was that playful feeling of excitement, a pleasant anticipation of danger and adventure!

So it was from that very moment of meeting..

In one moment, it just got too loud, there were too many sounds!

It's too much... Too much... Too much...

...

...

...

— Meu amor, meu amor, oh, meu amor... — Jose hummed softly, stroking Donald's trembling back. — I'm so sorry, meu amor... — He leaned closer to the duck and began to place gentle kisses on its snow-white feathers, this time in order to calm down, not to tease. — Espero que nos perdoe quando acordar... Oh, meu amor, a luz em minha vida, meu tesouro das profundezas do oceano...

Jose continued his caresses, resembling a cat. But not the proud and lazy cat that the street has taught life to. This is a homeless, pathetic and worthless cat who does his best to cuddle, purr and meow, in an attempt full of hope to get attention and forgiveness..

As he continued his gentle displays of affection, he failed to notice how Donald slowly regained consciousness.

Donald was slowly coming back to reality. He blinked diligently as his now clear mind tried to remember what had happened.

— Jose?... — he asked in a hoarse voice when he realized what and who was doing to his skin.

The parrot stopped and quickly raised his eyes to the duck.

— Donal... — he whispered softly, then suddenly rushed forward, hugging Donald. — Oh, Donal! I'm so glad you're okay!

The former sailor grunted in surprise when his boyfriend, unexpectedly for him, squeezed him tightly in a vice. His body gradually relaxed as the parrot's warmth warmed him, and wrapped his arms around him in response.

— How did I get into the bedroom? — he pulled back slightly, looking around his room, his hands still on Jose.

— Panchito brought you here..

Donald frowned slightly at his boyfriend's strange tone. When he turned his head back to him, Jose attacked him again, bursting into tears and covering the duck's face and neck with kisses.

— Oh, Donal! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! — he desperately begged for forgiveness between kisses. — Oh, meu pobre amante! Eu e o Chito somos tão culpados na sua frente! Perdoe-nos, oh, nossa alegria, nossa musa!

Donald did not immediately respond to Jose's plaintive pleas, as his mind had not fully recovered.

He let out a sigh that looked a little like a giggle, hugged the parrot back and, seizing the moment, kissed him on the lips.

— Jose.. — He gently but firmly attracted his boyfriend's attention, looking into his tear-stained eyes. — I'm okay now.

The parrot shuddered slightly as the duck's beak gently placed a kiss on his forehead.

— Meu amor, no more jokes or surprises with loud noises. I promise, no, I swear! — He snuggled up to Donald again, shaking his beak against his neck. — Juro por cada parte do meu corpo e alma! Juro pela minha família!

Donald half sighed and half giggled again, leaning back against the pillows.

— I'd like to hear it from Panchito.

Jose stopped his caresses and raised himself slightly on his hands, smiling awkwardly.

— Bem... You'll have to wait, Donal.. — The parrot's smile became even more awkward and he looked away when Donald raised one eyebrow. — Seu tio... He was too pissed off..

— Okay, I get it. — Don cut Se off, immediately understanding what he meant. — Does he even have insurance?

— Not in America. — Joe chuckled softly as he lay down next to his boyfriend.

Finally, the silence in the room became not tense and frightening, but peaceful and relaxing, while the two birds hugged each other.

And somewhere around this time, a Mexican rooster is running around the city from an mad old duck.

Tai Lung/Shen: I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU!!

Shen/Tai Lung: NO, I DON'T DESERVE IT!!

*Aggressive-cute hugs and kisses*

You know, I haven't read the Dime Infinity comic and I don't know if it came out at all (but I really want to, although it will be difficult for me to read it, since English is not my native language)

But I can't help but think that evil Scrooge will lose, because at one point, the Donalds will just gather and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will look at him with puppy eyes and he will just freeze, remember HIS Donald, cry and want everything back