Not to bring gender into this, but smash
Tbh, the only thing holding me back from being a king rn is when I'm hungry and want my servants to feed me a pomegranate, and they take more than 2 seconds to put some in my mouth, I'll just end up taking it from them and say ill do it myself.
Truly no one can break up a pomegranate like I can, which is why I can't be king. I'm just too powerful.
Kill yourself
Jokes on you, already tried.
Anyways, I love life now <3
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!? WHY DO U HATE THE AUTISTIC NERD!? WHY DO U HATE HIM? GIVE ME YOUR FINGERS, YOU DONT DESERVE THEM
Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
Had to reblog for very selfish reasons
Has anyone else noticed that Jonathan Groff and Jeremy Jordan sound surprisingly similar when they sing? At least in this short audio clip! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Sorry for the lack of a background—I’ll admit, it’s my least favorite thing to draw. I really hope that in a future episode, we get to see Lilith and Lucifer spending some time together to mend their relationship—maybe even go on a date, with Lucifer trying his best to win her over.
That's rough, buddy
bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays
BECAUSE IF I WERE ALLOWED TO EXIST WITHOUT IT WEIGHING ME DOWN, I'D HAVE THE ENERGY AND WILLPOWER TO DEFEAT GOD
I had some strong ass Vietnamese coffee today
This just in, activist geese are plaguing the nation with their trans-affirming honks. Witnesses having been honking their car horns back in solidarity.
Trans_irl
Now look up bad dragon :)
THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs