Ten Reasons Why I Hate You

Aoba Johsei Golden Pair

— 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙜𝙤...

                           🅷🅰🅿🅿🆈 🅸🆆🅰🅾🅸 🅳🅰🆈❣❣❣ (𝟺.𝟷)

Finally a fanfic that made me feel like I’m 13 again

barbie girl.

if life is plastic (and therefore, nonbiodegradable), then it’s so not fantastic. honestly, who came up with that? regina george really should’ve googled about the new plastics economy.

or alternatively, pretty girls rule the world, and you find out that he’s (not) all that.

pairing :: na jaemin x reader genre :: comedy, fluff, angst ⋮ makeover + college au word count :: 24,618 words warnings :: body issues, body image, weight mentions, insecurities, beauty is a social construct, [spoiler] did something bad, people being literal scum, so much gaslighting that you can start a wildfire and j*ke gyll*nh*al should take notes, “if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing” playlist :: pretty boys (romi) ⋆ you can’t sit with us (sunmi) ⋆ i just wanna know (katherine li) ⋆ lie to girls (sabrina carpenter) ⋆ look what you made me do (taylor swift) ⋆ leftover feelings (regina song) ⋆ number one girl (rosé) + extended playlist here. author’s note :: she’s all that is one of my most favorite rom coms ever, but i’ve always been ///: at the whole makeover idea and decided to write my own version !! the idols mentioned in this fic are just characters, and how i portray them in this fic do not reflect how i actually view them or their irl personas. as always, much love to miss lana and miss moon for being my biggest cheerleaders ᥫ᭡ ↳ part of the 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 collaboration series.

i. hiya, barbie! hi, ken!

Na Jaemin does not know that you exist.

Good looking, charismatic, and popular — it’s his world, and you’re just living in it. Or something like that. You’re decently smart, somewhat funny, and not pretty enough to stand out, but not exactly hideous according to societal standards (source: those beauty quizzes in Seventeen magazine that you used to be obsessed with when you were thirteen and in desperate need of flirting tips). If he was the main lead, you’d probably be Extra #6, maybe Extra #2 on a good day.

By your calculations, the two of you should never cross paths, like two parallel lines. Wait, scratch that, you would probably never be aligned with anything that has to do with this guy. You saw him standing outside of the door of your shared accounting classroom during your fall semester, and he spent twenty five minutes editing his picture for Instagram and ended up late for the lecture. And he probably already spent even more time selecting the final photo to edit before you arrived to class and noticed him. Absolute idiot. Absolute handsome idiot, but idiot nonetheless. A grade A himbo with a grade C in financial accounting. 

Okay, so scrap the parallel lines theory, maybe skew lines are a better way of explaining it. Yeah, that seems about right, the two of you are from completely different dimensions, never meant to interact or run parallel with each other. And once again, by this logic, your paths should never cross.

“Y/N!”

You stand corrected.

Na Jaemin does know that you exist.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL JULY?!?

yes I’m making you look at this hot pink Sonic no I won’t apologize

bro is so fucking good

sprout and their joy. | seo changbin

pairing: seo changbin x reader

genre: fluff, angst, platonic relationship

description: your father wasn’t that good at parenting, neither was changbin, but he seemed to be the only one who cares about you these days. and he does, a little too much. / loosely based on this blurb.

word count: 17k +

author’s note: here is what i have, finally. i would say it gets better later but that is not up for me to decide. i do love these two immensely, though. 

warning: mentions of self-harm

You knew a lot of things.

At least you would like the think you knew a lot of things.

There were things that could potentially help you out in your future, like relations and random information you fished off from the internet during one of your midnight shenanigans; there were also more personal things that happen within the family, like how your mother abandoned you when you were young and that your currently rich aunt never loved her even richer husband.

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”