Please Share And Sign (if You're In Europe), The Amount Of Countries Has Been Reached. We Only Need More

Just remembered the girl I never actually dated and I had our wedding planned and talked about our plans for having children

The thought of „a hicky or two would really complicate this outfit“

Yeah BUT what if ich einfach anfangen würde in Deutsch zu antworten

What if j’arrêterais parler anglais ici genre qu’est que vous fédériez

I want Michael the Distortion to meet Page Gerry. I want them to talk. I want Michael to gently touch his face and say, "What did she do to you?" And Gerry to stroke Michael's hand and say, "No worse than she did to you."

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a societal cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

Big, small, or God-sized, I've personally never had a problem with an unsatisfied hole that wasn't easily solved with lube.

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

Being a non-dominant stonetop(can I use that term if I’m not a lesbian? I’m mostly in sapphic situations) is such a confusing experience

especially since I keep accidentally getting with complete bottoms

Not to mention the fact that I’m actually asexual

Drunk texting this drunk texting that, it’s a surprise if I even know WHERE my phone is when I get drunk enough to text people