Plutos-cat - Void

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I wanna eat paper, preferably the kind that isn’t completely smooth but I don’t want it to have too much texture

I think the paper you make yourself but a lil thinner and as little texture as possible would be perfect

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

”even lying in bed is stressful.”

I neeeeeddd

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

Yeah BUT what if ich einfach anfangen würde in Deutsch zu antworten

What if j’arrêterais parler anglais ici genre qu’est que vous fédériez

i like tumblr bc you don’t make friends by being cool you make friends by going RRRARRHGGHGHFHGEFGFHHGGHH (positive) in the tags

The thought of „a hicky or two would really complicate this outfit“