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EPIC CURSING
"Antinus would be your friend"
-telemacus (probably)
"Little wolf"
-antinus
"Dogs"
-athena
[There's probably more, fell free to add]
Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in ‘Epic’:
Athena: Father, my friend Odysseus has suffered greatly, please give him a reprieve and let him go home.
Zeus: So you have chosen death.
Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in the Odyssey:
Athena: Father, can you help me free my favourite human? Seems like he’s been there for a long time.
Zeus: No, humans are ungrateful, because this one guy did something bad once.
Athena: Please?
Zeus: No.
Athena: Please?
Zeus: Okay, but let’s wait until your Uncle Poseidon is out of town, he’ll never let me hear the end of it. Is Hermes busy? I can’t be bothered to go over there and you need to give your human’s spawn a pep talk.
two lesbian moms and their teenage daughter
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth
Someone gave me a cursed idea so i took it as a challenge and it turned out rlly cute actually.
This design is up for kofi preclaims until tmrw
me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly
Im eat rock >:>
*Releases you into the wild*
Go be, free my dear little Tumblr user