What The Sneef? I'm Snorfin' Here!

Eury: Why have one partner when you can have five?!

Eury's parents probably: Five?!

Eury: Why have five partners when you can have nine?!

Eury's parents: NINE?!!!

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If I counted correctly, that's seven gods (Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, Ares, Helios, Apollo, Hermes) and three mortals (Odysseus, Polites, and Ctimene) he's involved with. That makes ten people he's involved with...

If Eury ever gets kidnapped or put in some sort of danger by a dumbass (mortal or some other divine being) said dumbass is going to be in TROUBLE.

Oh yeah definitely they are so fucked, there is no holding back with these guys

LIFE ADVICE FOR YOUR TEENS AND EARLY TWENTIES (and probably beyond but I haven't made it much farther than that so far):

GO OUT BY YOURSELF

LEARN HOW TO NAVIGATE PUBLIC TRANSIT WITH NO SMART PHONE

TAKE ONLINE CLASSES

MAKE PEACE WITH DISAPPOINTING YOUR PARENTS

GO TO THERAPY IF POSSIBLE

FOLLOW AFTERCARE INSTRUCTIONS FOR NEW TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS

EAT A MEAL BEFORE DRINKING

DON'T MIX DRUGS

IT'S HARD TO BE YOURSELF WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF SO JUST KEEP TRYING NEW THINGS

THROW EVERYTHING AT THE WALL LIKE SPAGHETTI TO SEE WHAT STICKS

YOU WILL DISCOVER YOURSELF THE SAME WAY YOU DISCOVER NEW COFFEE SHOPS AND NEW BANDS

YOU WILL GET THERE

DON'T MAKE A LONG POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOUR VOICE WILL START TO HURT FROM SHOUTING

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

MUTUALS . EVERYONE GET IN .

Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!