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Hello and welcome to Nerdvana Crafts! Where you can find handmade gifts for the nerds in your life! My name is Sly and I am a neurodivergent fiber artist who crochets amigurumi from a variety of fandoms. Each item is made to order, and may take 2-4 weeks to make and ship. Each item is also made in the presence of a cat so if you have allergies, please message me and I will do everything in my power to prevent kitty contamination. All of my creations are intended as fan art, and because I use a variety of patterns, their sizes will vary as well!

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3 months ago
Fuck - And I Can’t Stress This Enough - Yeah.

Fuck - and I can’t stress this enough - yeah.

3 months ago

You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

4 months ago

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

4 months ago

For the day crew, hello! In case you haven't seen yet, I finally opened up my shop! It's small yet, but here, go check it out!

There's lots of cute little plushies over there so go take a look, drop a follow, donate/support if you can, tell your friends! Any support is greatly appreciated!


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4 months ago

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

4 months ago

Just an FYI. The FDA is not allowed to announce any food recalls due to the health communications pause the current administration enacted. You can still find this information by visiting USDA the site directly.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls

Here’s the fda link to use to search for recalls, safety alerts, and market withdrawals.

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts

So, while you are making your grocery list, you may want to visit the recalls list since there’s no public communication right now.

4 months ago

My maternal grandmother could crochet.

Nothing complicated. Basic granny squares and double crochet, but she was the one in the family who made blankets for her kids and grandchildren. Dementia hit in her nineties but she still remembered how to make granny squares and made dozens. I asked her for one last blanket but by that point the dementia had taken how to join the squares. They were stacked in piles around the dining room table and when she went into care, into a plastic box for storage.

When she died, I asked for them. By that point I could crochet but didn’t know how to join, and figured, someday, I’d learn.

It’s at least a decade later. I’m the one who makes blankets for my nephews, for my cousin’s children, for pregnant coworkers. Last year I made seven blankets, three for Project Linus, the rest for family and a friend. I can follow crochet charts, filet crochet, do clusters, fans, basic lace, amigurumi.

The world, as is its wont, is on fire. Tonight, I have opened the plastic container for the first time in a decade. I’m sorting them into piles by color. I know now how to look at them and see where her memory slipped or areas I’ll need to repair. There’s no printed pattern but if I need more I have the skills to copy the pattern.

Each square is 5 inches. Blanket size for Project Linus is 40x60. I’ll see how many people I can give her last crochet legacy to.

4 months ago
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4 months ago
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Pocket Fox Pals" collection.

This listing is for a SMALL crochet pocket fox type amigurumi. This item is a finished product, NOT A PATTERN! Each item is handmade so sizes/colors/shapes will vary.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 4.75 in/12 cm and 6.5 in/16.5 cm tall Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread, felt, E6000 glue

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by 53Stitches, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Pokemon. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Pokemon.

Pattern link for all pets: https://53stitches.com/category/eeveelution/


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4 months ago
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Pocket Pals Starter" collection.

This listing is for a SMALL crochet pocket pal type amigurumi. This item is a finished product, NOT A PATTERN! Each item is handmade so sizes/colors/shapes will vary.

***These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!***

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 4 in/10.16 cm and 5.5 in/13.97 cm tall

Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread, felt, E6000 glue

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by 53Stitches, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Pokemon. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Pokemon.

Pattern for Yellow and Black Bean: 53stitches.com/pikachu

Pattern for Bulbed Sproutling: 53stitches.com/bulbasaur

Pattern for Flame Hatchling: 53stitches.com/charmander

Pattern for Water Pistol Baby: 53stitches.com/squirtle


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4 months ago
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Superheroes" collection.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 4 in/10.16 cm and 7.5 in/19.05 cm tall Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread, felt, E6000 glue

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by Kati Galusz, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Marvel or Thunder Bay Press. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Marvel.


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4 months ago
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Fairy Tale Princesses" collection.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 3.75 in/9.5 cm and 5.25 in/13.33 cm tall Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by Jana Whitley, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Disney or Thunder Bay Press. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Disney.


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4 months ago
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
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Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of
Kofi Only Allows 10 Photos Per Listing And Some Of My Sets Have 12 Items Each. So Here's An Array Of

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Ice Realm" collection.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 3 5/8 in/9.2 cm and 9 1/4 in/23.5 cm tall (excluding Abominable Guardian and Reindeer Buddy) Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread, tulle (on Ice Queen), felt, glue

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by Kati Galusz, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Disney or Thunder Bay Press. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Disney.


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4 months ago

Hi friends, it is almost midnight here. I have been working most of the day to get the shop up. I am happy to say that it is MOSTLY done! Barring some speed bumps with Kofi's photo limit, I have to improvise & take some new pics before I can go live, hopefully by Monday. Thank you for your patience!


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4 months ago

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

4 months ago

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

4 months ago
SHAPES AND COLORS
SHAPES AND COLORS

sHAPES AND COLORS

Been trying to do some more varied face/body shapes (I've been falling back into old habits recently blehhh) and wanted to mess around with Verity's party. Also some Lapis/Laz for morale. Have I mentioned here that we know Larry's real name now?? I forget lmao

I do this "bashing out the silhouette" thing in digital art a lot for poses but never liked doing it in my sketchbooks- something about the highlighters I like to sketch with turning out patchy and disagreeing with the paper texture. But now I've got some brush markers that don't bleed thru the paper and I'm having fuuuuuun <3

(I actually have a bigger set of these markers coming in the mail tomorrow so I'm hoping some lighter colors will be fun to mess with :>)

4 months ago

For all those who need this right now. Stay strong! Support your friends and be there for each other.

For All Those Who Need This Right Now. Stay Strong! Support Your Friends And Be There For Each Other.
4 months ago

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity
4 months ago

Apologies for the late Sunday Showcase. These subzero temps are the worst for my head. Anyway, here's hoping you stay warm today.

Pic of an acrylic keychain shaped like a dumpster fire, blue diamond drills on the dumpster part (bottom) and yellow/orange drills for the fire (top)
Apologies for the late Sunday Showcase. These subzero temps are the worst for my head. Anyway, here's hoping you stay warm today.

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4 months ago

i can't believe i have to fucking say it because i'm an educator so like how is it possible nobody else has said this.

unless a person is actively making materials/etc for children, they do not need to worry about your kid.

your child gets respect as a human. that's it. nobody's private life/artistic endeavors/unrelated interests must be controlled for the sake of your kid.

educators and athletes and artists do not have to live in chastity because your kid might see us on our days off. we do not owe it to your kid to only write poems about bunnies and only sing songs about tying your shoes. i do not care how much a person has given to children, if they are acting as an adult in adult spheres, they are allowed to. they are adults. it is your job as a caregiver to raise your kid and keep them out of adult spheres, not our job to keep ourselves out of those spheres just in case.

guess what! adult role models are going to bars and hooking up and dancing and being adults! this is so they have the mental energy to do all the child-centric things.

"it makes me feel weird to picture them like that!" i don't know how to tell you this but actors aren't actually their roles. the customer-service personality your waitress has is probably not her actual personality. the way teachers interact with students is not the way that they interact with their private lives, and it shouldn't be.

"this tells kids this kind of behavior is okay!" actually it's showing kids a normal and natural progression of a person's life, boundaries, and bodily autonomy. it's showing kids that adults are dynamic human beings. kids already know this. they know there's places they're not allowed and things they don't understand yet. it's just that you have icky feelings because you were raised in a society with black-and-white morality.

celebrities don't owe your children perfection, modesty, sobriety. and you know something? it's way healthier when they don't. "this is a person, who gets up every morning and does their job - but also has adult interests, which you'll learn about later" is way healthier as a role model than "you should be perfect like the curated image of this person and if you're not perfect you should be deeply ashamed."

anyway. idk why "think of the children!!!!" is making a comeback as a popular stance. but to be clear? it's a way of saying "this makes me feel uncomfortable, but i don't know why, and i don't feel like untangling it, so i'll blame you for it and hope you feel guilty about my children."

4 months ago

Hey Jay, you're doing great 💜

MONTHLY COMPLIMENT >:]

Very excited for this months WLOU!! It's so fun and layered with intrigue and I love the fact that it has so much world building! Also the fact other worlds canonically exist side-by-side eachother!! I got excited seeing someone else do this (cause I do it too cause it's rad)!!

We all love hearing the stories about what happens in other worlds and how they interconnect, I can tell you put a lot of thought into everything you do! Also the music!!! It's a lot of hard work putting on a live play, and you're doing a great job!!!

WGSHFUFNFJZHAGDHGUHUHUHHUHUHHHH

I will find you. And I will hug you. ;_;


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4 months ago

Actually though....accurate...

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

4 months ago

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

4 months ago

Please for the love of all that's holy, use Sparknotes!!

What Is HAPPENING

what is HAPPENING


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5 months ago

Happy first Sunday of 2025! Since it's been a chilly week, today's WIP showcase features one of my favorite ice skaters: Yuri Katsuki from Yuri on Ice! He's always a pleasure to make since I get to use my glitter yarn for him! Pattern design by @53stitches

WIP pic of a crocheted Yuri Katsuki from Yuri on Ice! against a black marbled background

And if you haven't seen my recent Kofi update, you should go check that out here!


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5 months ago

#Thursday boost

Happy 2025! Can you believe it's a new year already? New year means new updates so here we go:

First and foremost, I will be pushing the Kofi a little harder this year as it will become my primary source of income. I am thinking of adding monthly membership tiers starting with a dollar for those who want to support but are tight on funds. I'm also considering a $5 tier blind bag option where members can get a mystery baby animal blorbo every month, but I'll need to build up some stock so it might be a little bit before that one arrives. After that, however, as a primarily fiber artist, I'm not sure what else I could offer in higher tiers other than my eternal gratitude so if there's something you think I could offer exclusively to higher tiers, feel free to make suggestions in the comments below!

Secondly, as Kofi will become my primary source of income, that also means that my commission slots will be opening soon! How soon, you ask? Hopefully by February 1st! I'll be opening FOUR small commission slots and don't worry, there WILL be a commission list coming so y'all can see what I have at my disposal. Commissions will start at $30 + shipping for the smaller items, and increase based on the approximate size and estimated time for larger items (like dragons!). The list will be divided by size categories so folks will know ahead of time about how much they'll be paying. As of right now, I will not be taking custom commissions, or commissions outside of my repertoire, while I am figuring out this new system of mine, and how much I can physically and mentally handle being a full-time online maker and crafter.

Final third item, I will be setting up the shop this month to showcase what's currently available to be shipped and what's available to be commissioned so folks have a better view of my repertoire. There will be two separate categories: items ready to ship and items available for commission. The difference being that the items ready to ship have already been made and are sitting on a shelf waiting to find a new home.

That's it for new updates! Oh! Before I forget! As part of pushing the Kofi (and helping me raise the funds for C2E2), we have a cute little tracker that for every donation of a certain amount, a specific image gets colored in. We started that in December, and here's what we have so far!

image of a $1000 savings tracker with unicorns, diamonds, stars, and rainbows. Two stars, one rainbow, and two diamonds have been colored in. The diamond with the heart, however, does not have the heart colored in, as the donation paired with it was not a full $25 but I still wanted to acknowledge the donation and my gratitude for it.

Anyway, THAT'S it for new updates! Let's start the new year off with smiles, happy thoughts, and ready to kick some ass! Happy 2025!

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