Actually Forget Every Other Post About “primal” Feelings And Actions, The Most Connected To My Early

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

the issue is I’m thinking about all of them

[OC] Winter in Seattle [5282 x 6603] - Author: yanieldue on reddit

the first full moon of 2021, Sophie's moon

[credit: @rami_astro on instagram]

Does anybody else wanna try and be nice to the authour? i think she deserves it. if you actualy read the webtoon it actualy has an interesting plot and character development. so there is a lot of sexual stuff, we dont need to hate on it. i think the authour is actualy doing some pretty cool stuff by unabashedly showing sexual themes and genres. lets have fun together reading it instead of hating it because it really isnt hurting us.

Okay, I'm sorry for staying silent

But I have to say something.

Moy or A.K.A Alove whatever her name is, no one what's to see her damn SEX shit on the Internet,

Gosh damn is just weird how

she made the brother start to blush at the Princess aka sister in this comic of hers, trust me the Princess is not any BETTER, she is going After 5 men In this shit, men that she some call jewels that she ever so cares about goes and does shit And trying to stop the red rose lady from taking all her jewels away from her after she got done collecting them, so she can become Emperor of her kingdom, and yeah the jewels are the 5 men.

*cough* if I got the story wrong my apologies *cough*

Anywho

Her story is bad, how she has the male character committed themselves to her like that, in the most weirdest ways ever, *cough* the scene about kissing her foot *cough*

Also, the Princess what's them all to herself.

Shit, choose one I'm going to throw up 🤢

she gets so damn close

I bet her breath smells like hot hell😷

Why on earth would she think that other people want to read something that's so damn gross and sexual like that, that bitch of a princess is throwing herself at them like a bug.

nasty, get the damn spray.

So, she likes to put up comics that have nasty crap in there that are pretty much unsuitable, and unpleasant to the eyes of the public.

What I hate that she thinks is okay to go off and go posting, but on a different platform aka -->webtoon<-- thinking we can't find her,

Oh, Honey no,

everyone knows your puck-ass art style.

she can't get away from this, come on, look what you did👏👏👏 and

learn from your damn shitty mistakes,

Look I'm not trying to be rude, BUT people like her,

need to stop,

she already crossed the damn line and there's no going back, no matter how many times she tries to delete all her shit is not going to work, it's already out there, yeah some things may have got deleted, BUT NOT EVERYTHING IS DELETED.

No one should be going through all of this, if you could just say oh idk, I'm sorry I will learn from my bad action's and not do it again I will DO BETTER 👏👏👏👏👏 those simple words, could have changed her ass of your life, yeah not all people are going to forgive

you, but with time, THEY WOULD HAVE!!!

Yes I may not like her and yes she has nice art, but I don't like her

She just needs to stop.

I'm done saying what I need to say

I will see you guys in future posts.

Can't fit everything in one post.

BUT GOSH MOTHER OF A GOOD OLD DAMN, HER CHARACTER IS ANOTHER

OF VERSION OF HEART QUEEN!!!

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

make this cool lemon the new meme 

Sick S/O

I’ve posted on another site about this before, but I have read a lot of fan fictions where Italy (Hetalia) has been really worried that his S/O will die because of being sick, and I head cannon that it’s because of the Black Death. The Black death was a plague in the middle ages, some spectators say it could have been the bubonic plague, but there is varying evidence to support that, and Italy was hit quite bad. I mean, a lot of places were hit bad, but some places in Italy were estimated to have lost half to two thirds of their entire populations. So, Italy probably always takes being sick very seriously, and intentional or not, I really appreciate it when I see it in fan fictions.