Piper: Your Mom Seems So Cool

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth

Monsters reaction to Percy over the years

12 year old Percy : fuck you

16 year old Percy : fuck, it's you

Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?

Nico- Slaughtering my en-

Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies

Nico: ...........

Nico: I like to make leo cry

Demeter: So, on to plan B?

Athena: technically, this is plan G

Posiedon: Like how many plans do you have. What about a plan H?

Athena: Yes, but Apollo gets thrown into tartarus in plan H

Artemis: I like plan H

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)