There's A Subby Tgirl Out There Who Desperately Needs Attention From A Tgirl Top Who Can Read Her Every

a girl just paid me $20 to eat something sorta gross and I fear it may have fixed me

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

This is for those out there who were never taught the simpler things in life, or are living alone for the first time. I hope this reaches you and helps you in some way x

I went through all of these to find the perfect, most simple instructions for each. I'll add more things over time if needed/requested <3

Video instructions:

How to plait your hair

How to fold a T-Shirt

How to shave your legs

How to write + send a letter in the mail

How to ride a bike (with one of the people in the video learning how to ride one themselves)

How to tie a tie

How to sew a button back into a shirt (by hand)

Kitchen safety

Written instructions:

How to make pancakes

How to wash your hair

How to fry an egg

How to clean blood off your underwear

Your first kiss

Making a resume

Creating a personal budget

How to clean cuts and scrapes

Brushing your teeth

Guide to showering and bathing properly

Staying safe on the road/in your car

How to use a washing/laundry machine

How to hand-wash laundry

44 smoothie recipes

Basic recipes for living alone

A simple house-cleaning schedule

Home maintenance (for each season)

How to make an every-day simple salad

Cleaning stains from clothes

Tips for finding a good psychiatrist

Booking a doctors appointment (with a dialogue)

Dealing with an unfair workplace

How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.

not to sound like a weak, morally impure centrist over here, but i think online leftist communities need to be a little more accepting of the concept that most people are just. not that well informed. we live in a society that provides access to an overwhelming amount of information and yet which discourages actually diving into much beyond the surface level. Most of the people you meet out in the world are just not gonna know much about a lot of what you care about, but that's not the same as being against those things, or being unwilling to learn, or being unnamenable to those ideas. Our modern society is an unending cascade of information and misinformation and disinformation and filtering through that shit enough to actually have a solid grasp of a subject, let alone a nuanced antiestablishment political take, is a skill that takes time and effort to develop, time and effort that is in very short supply. It really bothers me when I see leftists talk about how capitalism keeps us down by taking up all our time and energy and making recovery, both physical and emotional, cost what little we can afford, and then turn around and get upset that people are politically uninformed. On some level, you gotta meet some people where they are, and have a little faith in them to be open to new ideas and information. Ignorance is not inherently intentional, and it's not the same as antipathy.

cooing “there she is, atta girl” in that soft tone when i see her pretty eyes go hazy after slowly fucking my fingers into her mouth and calling her my pretty girl

i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wa-need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked.

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

can't believe i'm not sitting in someone's lap being told how pretty i am while they grope me