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just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

The only correct way to talk to transbians:

Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.

Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?

Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.

Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.

Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.

Mad about politics again

I NEED TO BE UUUUUSED AHHHHHHHH

Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

Hi again from my bathroom+desk. I love you. Mwah.

Calling pharmacies and paying bills? I don’t know how to do that. I’m literally just a puppy. The only things I know how to do is bark and roll over. Puppy only knows scritches and bellyrubs. IRS? What’s that?

Arrf arrf arrf

Awoooooooooo

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