When I Was A Kid, I Had This Weird Fear That One Day I Would Wake Up To Find That The Last Few Years

there's two wolves inside me when I'm writing fanfic:

the wolf that recognizes it's better if I write short fics so I don't get burnt out and actually finish them

and the wolf that remembers that one time the hyperfixation was so strong I wrote 7,000 words in one sitting

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I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it

I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes

screaming into the void got me like aAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪

april fools used to be such a big deal to me. now I let year after year pass without a single jape or gag performed

is this what it is to lose your childhood whimsy?

y'all can we bring back the public execution? like hanging in the town square

not for anyone else, just for me

and not for any crime, just cause that's how I wanna go out

me, at work: man... I'm so lucky to have this job...................................................................................................................... i wanna go home

ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing

if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips

me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!