Fuck My Annoying Ass Dog

can we vote x yuji because i already made the intros and masterlist

smau series ideas i have

they are literally the same!!

hes smiling

I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT FACE

NOTHING BEHIND THISE EYES

i cant let them go yet apparently

showstopper !

megumi fushiguro. an oscar award winning actor, known by everyone, especially the ladies. y/n. an internationally recognized actress and beloved by all. when the two of them become co-stars in the new blockbuster "work affairs" they start off on the wrong foot. playing two characters slowly falling in love when in reality they despise each other. will this end in disaster or far worse? either way, the show must go on...

status: on-going

pairing: fem!reader x megumi

taglist ! - open !

warnings/tags: modern au, megumi and reader are both actors, all characters aged up to 20s, enemies to lovers, swearing, suggestive, arguments, some characters may be ooc, smau and written parts, definitively going to get angsty

note ! - warnings will be listed at the beginning of each chapter, they may differ

meet the cast ! (pt.2)ノ y/n wardrobe ノ megumi wardrobe

𝐼. backstage

chapter 1: role call .ᐟ

chapter 2: coffee talk

chapter 3: the powerpuff girls + toge

chapter 4: it's not a date .ᐟ

chapter 5: rumor has it

𝐼𝐼. beach weather

a pearl

yuji x reader | masterlist

02: i hate my big chungus life.

you and the other first years step out of the metro to the city of toyko. the noise of the city is distant, just background noise to your thoughts.

nobaras voice cuts through the quiet of your mind. “zenin! come on, lets go!” she grins, practically pulling you along. you follow her without protest, offering no response. it is easier this way.

as you walk to the shopping district, nobara chatters excitedly about stores and figures. you hear her, but the words dont register. its just noise, and you dont care. youre here because its whats expected.

“wheres itadori?” you ask, momentarily interrupting her speech on the poor paint job on a figure. “why do you care? you miss him?” she says jokingly. even though you knew that was a joke, you still got flustered embarrassed, obviously. “hes running late, again.” you hum in response,

not long after paying you see sukunas vessel waving with a big smile on his face. with kugisaki running toward him shouting “i told you you had to pay!”

“how is it my fault i missed the train” this sentence was met by a sigh from fushiguro.

after about 30 minutes of arguing where they should eat food—kugisaki saying boba, yuuji saying pastries—the first years and you settle on boba, having being bribed that kugisaki would pay 50% for everyone.

you walk around the shopping district with kugisaki, sukunas vessel and fushiguro trailing behind, until you end up at a clothing store.

sukunas vessel pulls kugisaki to the side, whispering in her ear. this left you and fushiguro looking at eachother awkwardly in silence.

you end up somehow being kugisakis model, trying on the dresses for her. it didnt last long before you got annoyed and ended the dress up game early, leaving sukunas vessel with a. disappointed look on his face?

I FUCKING HATE NAOYA WHY DID THAT BITCH KEEP COMING BACK.

is this badly written.. say no pls im scared.

2 WORKS IN 1 DAY

i have 30 mins left i better hurry….

tag list (3/50) - @love-me-satoru @cutesysakura @kozemae

*ೃ༄ ITAFUSHI * roomies AU headcannons ˚◞♡

notes: no powers/curses, college roommates, fluff, blah blah blah... (and they're NOT doomed in my mind. they're happy and life is fun and no one dies ever at all.)

ੈ♡˳ they were randomly assigned a student apartment together. yuji is a general studies major (he didn't really want to go to college but his grandpa forced him to) and megumi is a zoology and animal behaviors double major (ooh la la)

ੈ♡˳ they did NOT get along at first. megumi always seemed like he was in a mood and that creeped yuji out. also yuji plays video games (really loudly) in his room super late at night and it drives megumi insane.

ੈ♡˳ they slowly, unconsciously developed a morning routine. yuji will put on some tea for the both of them and megumi will cut up some fruit for the both of them (he serves himself mixed berries and serves yuji apple slices) and they silently eat breakfast together in the living room. and by silently, i mean, yuji watches TV and megumi scrolls thru twitter.

ੈ♡˳ YUJI IS THE CLEAN ONE! may be surprising, but megumi spends so much time at school or studying, he's never home to pick up after himself or clean the apt in general. yuji doesn't mind at all- it gives him something to do with all his downtime and he enjoys doing things for his... friends...?

ੈ♡˳ when megumi comes home late one night, (exhausted and stressed out of his mind) he finds yuji asleep at the dinner table with two plates of food (one in front of yuji and one in front of megumi's spot). he softly shoves him awake and yuji explains that he stayed up making them dinner but he came home a lot later than he anticipated. they ate the cold food together anyway

ੈ♡˳ after that, megumi started doing his schoolwork in the living room instead of in his bedroom. he enjoys yuji's company, even if it is just listening to him babble about how hot megan thee stallion is or how excited he is for this one new video game to come out.

ੈ♡˳ they never have guests over, except (very occasionally, thanks to megumi) megumi's adoptive uncle/older older brother, satarou. him and yuji clicked instantly and they usually hang out together when he's visiting. megumi doesn't mind. satarou is annoying, but he makes yuji laugh a lot. he likes to hear him laugh.

ੈ♡˳ yuji started doing sports a couple months into university. he didn't particularly want to but he started getting depressed at home all day. megumi suggested he give volleyball a try because (he likes the uniform) it's a team sport and (he really likes the uniform) he heard the manager was cute (seriously, he wanted to see yuji in that uniform so... bad.)

ੈ♡˳ megumi goes to his games! (seeing yuji in that uniform makes it all worth it). then they come home together and, while yuji showers, megumi makes them some tea and sandwiches.

ੈ♡˳ on those nights, they usually end up watching a movie on the couch together. megumi gets cold easy, so him and yuji share a blanket. yuji is usually exhausted so he always falls asleep during the movie. megumi does not like being touched, but yuji sleeps so soundly on his shoulder so he tries not to move.

ੈ♡˳ "itadori." he says quietly, once it gets a little too late (he waited until 1am even though he has an 8am) "i gotta go to bed." yuji grunts, still asleep but responding somehow. "then go to sleep here, fushiguro..." he sighed, falling back asleep on megumi's chest.

ੈ♡˳ megumi's face heats up and he scoffs. "whatever, man." he huffed and leaned back, getting comfortable. had it been anyone else, he would've pushed them off and gone to his room. but not yuji.

ੈ♡˳ yuji wakes up first the next morning, on top of megumi. their legs were tangled together and his pale face was flushed. yuji stared down at him, feeling his on cheeks warm up. "pretty..." he mumbled, almost a whisper. megumi's eyes screwed shut and then he opened them. yuji scrambled off of him. they both stared at each, blushing furiously. megumi cleared his throat after a moment and said, "do you want some tea, yuji?"

ੈ♡˳ "yea..." he gulped, "thanks, megumi."

boyfriend!yuji itadori who loves you loudly. yup, none of that nonchalant shit. i’m talking gifts, bragging about you to his friends, having you as his wallpaper on all his devices—homescreen and lockscreen, photo in wallet… the list goes on.

yuji itadori who is super strong he could pick you up so easily! you know that one trend with sabrina carpenter’s song ‘slim pickins’? yuuuuuup.

yuji itadori who looooooooves staying in with you and cuddling all day. no missions, no errands, no nothing! this is the dream life.

yuji itadori who actually cannot spend even 0.0001 second away from you. how could he when his girlfriend is so amazing, kind, beautiful and loving?!

yuji itadori who tries to cook for you, but unfortunately he’s just not that good at it… his determination for other things make up for it though!

yuji itadori who loves organising dates with you :3 it’s his favourite activity! after, of course, actually going on those dates. the most recent one you guys did was a lego date, something both of you have been wanting to do waaaay before you guys even met!

yuji itadori who is always there to comfort you. no matter how small—from everyday life problems to aftermath arguments between you two. even though you guys argue, the night always ends with you in his arms. he is not letting you sleep without him by your side.

yuji itadori who is the dad to your plant children! he will literally water them and is the type to praise them as if they were humans.

“how’s my favourite shrubs today?^_^”

“look at you!! did momma trim you recently? you are adorable.”

“rosetta, you are glowing! it’s obvious who you take after!”

yuji itadori who admires everything you do. you could literally be vacuuming and he’s entranced.

yuji itadori who listens to everything you say, paying attention to every single detail.

“and then- are you even listening?” you pout.

“mhm. she made a wish while holding the dream house Matt made for her and turned back to her 13-year-old self, right? so what happened next?”

you smile, continuing rambling about the film.

yuji itadori who wants to spend his whole life with you. one time, he saw soooo many cute babies and children at the park; immediately he thought about you. usually, when it’s eepy time and you guys are cuddling, he’d mumble sweet words into your neck as he pecks you: ‘we’ll get married, and… and have as many children as you want! then we’ll raise them, and love them, and grow old together and-’

yuji itadori who just loves you so much, he’s a whole green flag! he tries his best to be the best for you, but little does he know you love him in all ways—flaws included.

finally living up to my name!!🙂‍↕️

͙͘͡★ divider by @cafekitsune 💐

Knight Yuji...