So being a racist crybaby is a good predictor that you also don’t believe in climate change. We must only be a study or two away from the one determining that being racist also predicts being utterly disconnected from and incapable of comprehending the real world and correlates 1000% with willful ignorance.
Not my proudest kin…
If the Dark Lord isn't "up to the task" do you go to hubby Lestrange or not even then?
Bellatrix: I haven’t slept with Rodolphus since… well… huh… I think… hmm…
Rodolphus: *Unamused* Not since our wedding night.
Bellatrix: Ha! It’s really been that long!
Rodolphus: *Glares*
So I’ve seen a few headcanons where someone yells out, “Knock on wood,” before a match and everyone whacks Oliver with their brooms
Whilst this very much amuses me, in Britain (or at least England) it’s more common to say ‘touch wood’
So I instead believe that they all yell this out and then either:
Pat his head in a really patronising manner
All solemnly put their hands on his shoulder whilst he looks beyond bewildered
Or they all (lightly) slap him as quickly as they can
I Hear That’s Good
GRYFFINDOR: “Give me liberty. I do not feel that you should have a second option here.” –Joey Comeau + Emily Horne (A Softer World)