*At The Police Station*

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

━

Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

━

Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

*Everyone is giving advice to Sam*

Jody : It's okay to ask for help.

Bobby : You're not a burden.

Dean : Murder is okay.

Castiel : Your feelings matter.

Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sam : Yeah, he did.

Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam : Yeah, you did.

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Robin : You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Steve : Me after being awake for 3 days and start seeing the hat man.

Eddie : The who???

Steve : Oh this is suddenly not a safe space.

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...

Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.

Cisco : Every fucking time!