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Domestic Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Domestic

Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.

Teacup Drago

A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.

Pocket Drago

A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.

Plush Drago

A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.

It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.

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Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

This Is TOO CUTE!!!!!

…..Guys..

Guys I cant cope with this, its too adorable.

I.. dude like.. for real.. like..

Transformers.. are made of metal.. and magnets.. stick to metallll…

…duuuude… I have so many cute headcannons now that I feel like my head is going to explode..

Imagine Miko.. She saves up her money and buys this sheet magnet one day right? She draws these cute little pictures, cuts them out, glues them to the magnet and cuts the magnet sheet to make her own personalized magnets.

She started with Bulkhead. She would discretely place the magnets on the back of his legs as high up as she could reach. He’s a bit clueless, cant actually see them unless he deliberately looks for them and cant feel them. So he has like 15 magnets stuck to his legs but he doesn’t know at all.

Miko manages to stick about 3 on Bumblebee before he started getting suspicious.

She gave some to Raf and Jack and they joined in.

The kids ended up turning it onto a game. They tried to see who could get the most magnets on different bots. Ratchet being worth the most points.

All three kids got about two magnets each on Optimus which was really hard to do because they had to somewhat climb on him and hope he didn’t move. Optimus knew from the very beginning exactly what they were doing and when they were doing it to him, but he thought it was adorable so pretended to be oblivious and stand extra still whenever he felt one of them climbing up on his pedes. Plus, Optimus was worth a lot of points in the game so he didn’t to make one of them lose because he caught them in the act.

Miko made one with a giant cute Bumblebee on it and put it on, well, duh, Bumblebee’s leg. He was later seen with a face full of pride and the magnet on his chest plate. 

Miko and Raf spent the night at Jacks house and Miko brought all her magnet gear. They took a sick day and spent all their time making magnets. They went to the base that weekend with these big heavy backpacks that were obviously filled with magnets. Every member of team Prime that knew about the magnet stuff pretended to be very busy and distracted that day.

Miko made a giant magnet that had a blushing Shrek on it and stuck it to Ratchet’s foot. He hasn’t noticed yet and she got over 1000 points for it.

Raf was placed on Ratchets shoulder at one point or another, and this absolute mad lad manages to stick a bright pink one with a flower on it right on the side of Ratchet’s head where he cant see or feel it. But of course all the other bots could see it clear as day and never said anything. Raf got 5000 points for getting a girly magnet on Ratchet’s head.

Arcee was the hardest to sneak up on, absolutely nobody could get a magnet on her. She was worth 6000 points because of the difficulty. At first she didn’t want one.. but then Bulkhead, and Bumblebee were gushing about how cute and creative the magnets were and how much they loved them. Arcee got a bit jealous, now she wants a pretty Miko magnet too..

But she cant just like, ask for one. So one day she pretended to be exhausted all day and constantly distracted and working on stuff. But as soon as a magnet mysteriously appeared on her ankle she suddenly had all the energy in the world and had a particular prep in her step. She now pretends to be tired when ever she wants another magnet.

Jack somehow managed to sneak a laugh/crying emoji magnet on the back of Smokescreens head. He still hasn’t noticed this particular magnet and keeps wondering why everyone keeps laughing literally behind his back.

When Wheeljack was around, Miko tried to sneak a magnet on him while he was sitting down with Bulkhead. But there’s no sneaking up on Jackie, so he instantly noticed her and was like, “The frag you doin??” And Bulkhead just whispered, “Duuuude you’re not supposed to notice.” Wheeljack kept the magnet because it said “foxy grandpa” on it, he doesn’t know what it means but he thought it sounded funny.

When Ratchet finally noticed the like, almost 10 magnets on his legs he was annoyed at first……

..But they’re so cute, and Miko worked so hard on them and they have little faces on them.. And it just.. It makes Miko so darn happy and giggly when she sees he still hasn’t noticed them yet. So he pretends to be the most oblivious of them all, letting the kids stick tons of magnets to him.

He gets to about 40 magnets before Optimus kind’a nudges him and goes, “I can no longer tell if you are actually oblivious to all the magnets, my friend.” And Ratchet just goes, “Don’t tell the kids I know, I don’t want to spoil their fun.” Optimus just nods and says, “Of course, would you do the same for me? I do not wish to spoil their game, I am still worth very many points.”

It genuinely took Ratchet forever to notice the pink flower magnet though. He didn’t remember putting Raf on his shoulder that one time and never thought that Raf would actually do something like that. He eventually noticed it when he saw that whenever anyone looked at him their faces would just light up.

…………………..He left that one there and pretended to not notice it because it made Optimus genuinely smile every, single, time, he looked at it.

One time Ratchet was called out to a mission with about 40 magnets stuck to his legs, he returned with only about 16 and had a crushed expression on his face. He was in a horrible mood after that mission, despite how well it went. Later the remaining 16 magnets disappeared too, Miko thought Ratchet had finally discovered them and just threw them out. She sheepishly went up to him and asked him if that was true.

Ratchet looked appalled and said, “Absolutely not! Why would I throw them out??” He brought his left arm down and flipped up his armored plating to reveal the 16 remaining magnets all neatly organized and stuck to the underside of the plate. “I didn’t want to lose any more of them, they wont get lost or damaged here.” Safe to say Miko didn’t think Ratchet cared and teared up a little.

At one point Miko made special jumbo magnets for each member of team prime. Optimus got a bright red one that was covered in blue glitter, it said “BOOS MAN” in big gold letters. She misspelled boss.. Arcee’s was baby blue with the word “QUEEN” poorly spelled in cursive with hot pink marker. Bumblebees was a bright yellow one with black stripes that had the word “STINGER” written on it, but you cant really tell because the words were also black. Ratchet had a white one that had an orange cross on it and had the words “Best Medic” written very carefully and neatly with black sharpie. Bulkhead’s was the biggest one, it was a bright green one that said “My Best Friend” on it. It had a tiny doodle of Miko and Bulk’s faces on it too.

Optimus smiled at his, said it was lovely and hid it some where to keep it safe, but occasionally he could be seen wearing it around the base. Same thing with Arcee, she said she loved it and wore it occasionally. Bumblebee wore his with pride on his chest plate around the base but took it off before he went on missions. Ratchet cried in private over his and hid it somewhere, occasionally on a good day the magnet could be spotted on his left chest plate. Bulkhead also cried a bit but not in private. He put it on his chest plate and said he’d treasure it forever.

Miko eventually ran out of magnets and money, so Agent Fowler came in clutch and got her like a 15 foot heavy duty magnet sheet and these mega big scissors so she could keep making them.

Ultra Magnus told Wheeljack to take the “foxy grandpa” magnet off his shoulder pad because it was “distracting”. Wheeljack looked at Ultra Magnus, then at Miko, then at Ultra Magnus. He said okay and took the magnet off his shoulder and slapped it right on his forehead.

Miko laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Ultra Magus said to take it off and Wheeljack was like “make me you coward”.

Wheeljack asked specifically for biggest, most ugly and obnoxious Magnet she had. Miko returned with a diner plate sized baked Berry Benson magnet that she didn’t have the chance to use. Wheeljack put it on his shoulder pad where it could best be seen and refused to take it off JUST to make the kids laugh and annoy Ultra Magnus.

I would keep going but honestly this post is getting too long and if I try to keep going my brain is going to melt from the cuteness.

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Too Many Skeles -Prologue

Playing with Papyrus is the best! He's the coolest babysitter ever, and he's so nice! I kept thinking these things while chasing around his and his brother Sans' dog Toby. "Here boy! Come he-here Toby!" I yelled. Toby came bounding across the bros' yard, tackling 7 year old me, licking my face like crazy. At that moment, Sans, The skele-hound came to my rescue.

"Toby, off. The kid can't breathe." Said skele-hound walked over and picked up the small white dog off of me. What he said was true, I really couldn't breathe. I was laughing too hard. "T-thank you S-sans!" "No problem kiddo. I look back to my house, across the street. "C-can I go check in on mom-mommy and d-daddy?" "Sure kiddo, just look both ways before crossing the street." This was a common occurrence, since the road was nothing more than a dirt strip, and Sans is always careful to watch.

I quickly look both ways and dart across the street. I quickly reach my house and open the door. I run to the kitchen where mommy is making cookies. "Hello, my little Bird, would you like a cookie?" My eyes lit up. "Y-yes please! May I-I have one f-for The b-bros too?" She just looks at me with her kind smile. "Of course, my dear," She hands me three chocolate chip cookies. "You can only have one, the others are for the bros."

I however, was already eating mine, so I just nod and run out of the kitchen. I quickly dart up the stairs, to my daddy's office. by then I had finished the cookie. Inside his office, he was typing on his computer, but stopped and looked at me when I came in. "Hey, what's going on squirt? I see your mom already gave you your cookie." I giggle, he's always right. "Y-yeah, She did. I j-just wanted to s-say hi. Hi." "Well hello to you too, squirt. Now, I have to work, so how about you go back to the Brothers' house." I get up and walk to the door. "Okay, d-daddy. I will. I'll b-be care-careful too." He nods and heads back to his work.

I run as fast as I can down the stairs, Run out the door, close the door, and dash across the yard as fast as possible. However, I forgot to look both ways. The last thing I heard, was Sans screaming my name, and a car horn, before everything went black.

W H Y?

Feral Hellhounds

A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.

Feral

This sub-group of hellhound is characterized in general by the types of canine monsters that resemble wild Canine species. They are strong, brave, and Fierce. Most Ferals live in Savannahs or Forests. They are often stubborn and independent, even while working in a pack.

Cerberus

A type of Hellhound characterized by three heads. All three heads have different personalities, but the monster itself only has one SOUL. They often have dark brown or black fur, and red eyes. They can be both male and female. They hunt by using the three head working together to track their prey. They are solitary hunters, but live in pack-like groups inside a territory.

Cryote

A Cryote is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Coyote. Their fur is commonly black, grey, brown, cream, tan, and white, and they have blue eyes. Their species is strictly male, not one female has ever occurred. Instead they breed with a Vexen or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their Howl, which sounds like a human cry of mourning or despair. It causes it's victims to be overcome with hopelessness and despair.

Vexen

A Vexen is a type of Hellhound slightly resembling a Fox. They have reddish grey fur, with white paws, and a White tail tip. Their species is strictly female, not one male has ever occurred. Instead, they breed with a Cryote or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their enchanting bark. It lures male animals by barking at them from the shadows and retreating. The male Follows, only to be led to an awaiting pack.

Dinro

A Dinro is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Dingo. They are quite often a Light ginger, Tan, Tan and Black, or Cream, and black eyes. They can be both male and female. Their hunting method is a Pack hunt. Working in groups of up to ten, they can even take down an Elephant. One Dinro scares the prey to the rest of the pack, and the rest pounce, attacking every possible soft spot. They can just as likely be male or female.

Jacan

A Jacan is a Hellhound species that slightly resembles a Jackal. They have Cream and Tawny beige fur, and Ice blue Eyes. They hunt using a pack technique similar to a Dinro, but the packs can have up to thirty five members. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly female.

Fenrir

A Fenrir is a type of hellhound closely resembling a giant wolf. They have black fur, blood red eyes, and are always on fire. They are solitary hellhounds, and they hunt using their incredible speed, strength, and stamina to take down their prey. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly male.

No.

Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

For undertale prompts, can we get a royal family group hug? :D

Of Course😁

I did individual hugs too. I like to think that after so many pacifist runs, Frisk manages to save Chara, Gaster and Asriel.

A group hug of the Dreemur family. Easy as Cinnamon Butterscotch pie. If you ever hug them, Toriel, Asgore and Frisk will hug right back.

  Asriel absolutely just glomps you in a hug whenever he thinks you need one. Or not, He’s an absolute sweetheart. And by glomp, I mean GLOMP. He will run at you, jump and tackle you, hugging you the whole time.

Chara is in my opinion a bit of a Tsundere. They will freeze up for a moment, before slowly hugging back. While grumbling, of course.

If you ever feel down, all of them will notice, and one will take the initiative, and the rest of the family will follow suit. Yes even Chara.

fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here