It’s So Weird To Grow Up And Realize That As A Child Most Adults Liked You And Most Kids Just Really

You Don’t know

I know you far greater than you believe

Which you will never ever perceive

For I must be oh-so naive

No matter the feats I achieve

I’ll never be the sage of your desire

For I am not a bush of fire

For I am not a red handed liar

Nor is it something I would ever admire

Everyone says yours intentions are altruistic

Even if your words are disgustingly simplistic

Always interrupting me when I’m just being realistic

Acting like I’m the one being cruel and antagonistic

You get up to leave whining about not being wanted

Before you left I was cowardly taunted

Your cruel question has left my mind daunted

I’m shakingly still as my heart is haunted

I couldn’t answer your question then and I won’t now

I absolutely refuse to quietly submit and bow

You’ll forget that this all happened anyhow

As I sit angrily wishing that I could forget somehow

In this world, IT’S BOOP OR BE BOOPED

What is up with this recent tendency in the fandom character tags to mention everyone in the cast even though the post is literally just some tepid-ass take on one character or some unrelated ship.

Like - y'all.

Tumblr has no algorithm and does not work like Instagram and TikTok- tagging every character under the sun unless they're relevant to the post will not get you more reach or numbers or follows or whatever else.

It will, however, have your post show up for folks who don't want to see it (and even have a specific tag blocked) at which point they will become annoyed and block your account at best, or report your account as a potential spambot at worst.

Ffs. Keep that TikTok-ass algorithm pandering out of sites that literally are not built that way, and require you to do the 'heavy lifting' i.e. building your mutuals and followers from ground up + doing your own research and curating your own timeline to reflect it.

Flight of a Night Owl

Racing into the night

Running away from the light

Hiding from the loud daylight

As I wait for the approaching twilight

I look for the silver moon

As I listen for the tune

Of the ending afternoon

Racing into the night

The stars begin to ignite

As the silver moon reaches its height

I stretch my wings to finally take flight

I’ll trace all the constellations as I fly

Until I hear the morning sigh

Of the sun about to approach the sky

Golden Moments

Remember all the times spent in the grocery store

Memories of long aisles to effortlessly explore

Never once thinking it was an unpleasant chore

As we checked our list of essential items galore

Not even remembering how it all started out

Putting together lists like an advisor o devout

Only scanning the list as we eagerly scout

Quickly finding everything with no doubt

Do you miss our frequent grocery store run

I know to many it’s not worth a note of fun

Nor is it an adventure story of reaching the sun

Nevertheless I still feel like I have won

For nothing measures up to trickles of gold

The small moments becoming grand and bold

Unlike any lavish riches or treasures to behold

Moments spent with you can never be undersold

Warning to the Judge

You can judge me all you want

You can give others your childish taunt

You can whisper behind them all

Just to make you feel just a wee bit tall

As you put off the judgment of inner essence

Your actions become a toxically lime luminescence

Failing to see it even without wool on your eyes

Complaining when foe allies spread similar lies

You may judge all you want

You will chase away all confidant

You won’t have anyone to gossip to in the hall

How does it feel to be just a wee bit small

I don’t care what people say! Mint chip ice cream is a good ice cream flavor

Welp

Oh no!! You've been poisoned by Pillow!!

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️