Theyre Literally Girlfriends Omg ☹️ !! I Love Ninej So Much

This person has the vision!

Found this when I was going through the Genyalina tag.

Okay i have an idea for a kind of crack fic that i find to be so fucking funny but i cant write for shit so hear me out alright?

S&B rewrite (book or show doesnt matter) Canon divergence AU where Alina is just. A Massive Lesbian. Like totally Useless Lesbian. Alexsander is his usual hetero self but Alina is completely blind to his attempted wooing/manipulations. She takes one look at a woman (Genya, Zoya, Nadia, whoever Im not picky) and loses the plot. Mal? Her chosen brother, duh. Nikolai? Queer bestie. General "Call me Alexander" Kirigan? Idk girl, he's kinda weird. Keeps staring at me all intense like he's a second away from crying all the damn time. Lately he seems more frusturated each time he asks about my day and i tell him about this nice thing [insert female crush] did for me.

Just. So oblivious to anything to do with a man who has designs on her. And of course, this results in a much more self confident Alina who knows who she is and her power from the jump. Much less vulnerable to the Simpling's machinations. How it ends i have no idea but its funny as fuck the whole way through.

i hope this makes sense

my girls deserve a waffle break ❤️

Honestly this design feels like when Zoya was still a student in the Little Palace (early shadow and bone)

Nadia: Tamar, I'm sad. Tamar: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Genya: David, I'm sad. David, nodding: mood.

Jessie Mei Li on a MTV UK segment discussing ADHD:

"Who's afraid of little old me?" — Well, you should be

You don't get to tell me you feel bad

Isn't that what they all said? <…> That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong

Then say they didn't do it to hurt me But what if they did? <…> And you hurt me And you taught me

Daily reminder that Inej's mother used to say that if you looked closed enough, you can sometimes still see the wings that were gifted upon favoured children of the air, so much so that little Inej used to twist and turn in the mirror hoping to get a glimpse of hers despite her cousin's laughter.

This made me laugh (not my edit)

"Besides, she was the Wraith – the only law that applied to her was gravity, and some days she defied that, too." Six of Crows