james: oh sirius! i've been looking for you!
sirius: ok?
james: i thought about this and i wanna ask you something
sirius: go on.
james: why isn't germany's currency called germoney?
sirius: ...
sirius: no. seriously now, dude.
opinion on queerdeadwizards and enbysiriusblack
i love them my honor
i haven't really talked to @enbysiriusblack but as much as i know xem scar's a great person and i'd socialise with them more :)
now onto @queerdeadwizards you are the worst person earth could ever have /j you're a very nice person and you encourage and support me through everything :D i'm glad we know each other (irl)
Congrats!!!!!! 🙎♀️ Evan Rosier? I'm curious
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i dont know much about him buuuut
kind of leader of the group
hates james from the bottom of his heart
headstall between slytherin and ravenclaw
secretly likes david bowie
would spend his weekend in a library drinking tea and looking out the window or partying until he dies nothing in between
also thank you!!
headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.
i love dare lovers. it's so fucking funny /pos
thank you!!! even though school starts i need to get back on track with it and there'll be more for you to read! i'm glad you like it:)
dorcas and remus ducked as the house next to them, tall and gorgeous, blew up in pieces, chunks flying over their heads. remus was pressing on his stomach, thick, dark red, blood oozing between his fingers, and dorcas had a nasty, black bruise forming on their cheek.
they were hiding behind an old, worn-out apartment block, next to the trash cans, the smell coming out of it was nothing, insignificant, actually, compared to what had happened prior. the building, which had once been a home, was in pieces, and the dark mark, grotesque, the serpent and the skull, was hanging above the ruins.
they were ambushed. they were expecting a simple patrol down in surrey, but what hadn't crossed their mind was over twenty death eaters, and just the two of them. they had no backup, just the two of them, twenty-one years old.
"quick, hide in there, remus!!" dorcas pointed to the broke down factory, on their knees, shouting over the sounds of horrified screams and things collapsing around them with heavy thuds, casting a protecting shield around them. "the factory's two minutes away from here, and you're hurt, remus, it's not safe!" they wheezed, clutching their ribs in pain.
"cas, you're hurt too," he hissed, "come with me, just do it. quit playing the hero again, this is a life and death situation. you're going to die if you stay here."
"can't you see, remus?" dorcas let out an ugly hoarse laugh, spitting blood on the pavement. "i'm bloody dead already, it's only a matter of time until the bastards take me down entirely. and we've caught tom too. go, sirius is waiting for you home."
remus bit his lip. "we're waiting for you too, cas..." he trailed off, hoping that, merlin knows how, they'd convince them to come with him.
"i'll see you on the other side," they said, squeezing his shoulder one last time and, going straight into the battle, that night in surrey was the last time remus had ever seen dorcas.
remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR
remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---
james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye
my birthday's 14th of may
Sirius: *starts blowing air at Remus*
Remus: what are you doing?
Sirius: *continues*
Remus: stop that! it's annoying
Sirius: I'm trying to cool you down
Remus: I'm calm
Sirius: not calm you down, cool you down. You're just too hot to eat right now
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thank you all so much for 30 followers i cant-
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