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In my mind, I've closed the lid and I am shaking the jar violently 🍒💞

First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with them—just my personal opinion!

Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.

Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasn’t a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.

Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.

Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.

I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.

This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.

The fact that she is not the tallest didn’t help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, “So, have you considered that you are the problem?” to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if it’s supposed to promote support for women's rights.

send help i’ve gone insane

I can't wait for Act 4, where vi and her new girlfriend work together to find Jinx and isha! (I'm delusional)

This is just something I threw together because I've been starved for maddie x vi stuff recently. If you do use it for anything, please credit me!

Sometimes I think too much, and it gives me so many mental issues! Sometimes I think about Helluva Boss too much, and it gives me even more mental issues!

So you remember the plot twist we all loved? When Stolas becomes a secretary so Loona can finally be let from the fucking basement, I mean her workplace! to complete orders with her adopter —oh, I mean colleagues—she totally wasn't forced to stay with in any way, shape, or form?

So what we know is Loona used to stay in the office when Blitz and MandM were out completing orders,but why would I even complain about it? It's how secretating works! She still has her lovely evenings with her dear family and friends and… Well, she would if Blizo cared about his SUPPOSED daughter enough to even respect her as an employee. Do you remember an owl incident? WEAH, THAT ONE OWL INCIDENT,

and I refuse to fucking believe THAT was a one-time ignorance. She worked with this fuck from the moment she turned 17, he was her fucking boss and her motherfucking carer. So what do we have here? if IMP is Blitzos only income, and blitz like a daddy-dad to Loona, who really cares for her and spends money on her well-being… and the more customers they have, the more money they receive, the better food they have to eat. Sooo A lot of customers = Loona works overtime and can't fucking see the daylight EWER, but Blitz (hopefully) gives her some money. Very few customers = Loona KINDA has an opportunity to see SOME daylight but NEEDS TO STARVE.That's not just a life, that's a dream we all imagine before going to bed at night. The bad thing is, Loona has no opportunity to, the girl hardly ever sleeps.

LOVE THIS LOVE THIS LOVEEE THISSS

the Vi x Gert truthers (BassBreaker, that's the ship name right?) won me over with this ship, Vi deserves a badass Zaunite rebel girl with chill energy who treats her right. In return Gert gets a super devoted protective girlfriend who enjoys her sick tunes and would punch god in the face for her 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Also I need Amanda to never touch another butch lesbian character thats apart of an oppressed group ever again because she handled vi so terribly and in such a disrespectful way on so many levels

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andrey tweeting this, meaning one and only person, one and only person thistking its about anyone but him

it's borderline homophobic that i am not currently slowly & gently tracing someone's back with my nails & running my hand through their hair but like whatever

Let's still try to see the best, even if we are in the ass. Even knowing it's poorly written, disrespectful and all that shit... Caitvi are canon toxic Yuri!