Loving The New Update.

“But mate, all I had was me jocks on and I’m chasing him up the street and I’m just like, mate!”

0 to 100 real quick

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese

that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I fucked a grilled cheese

contestants: *go shopping*

that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese