Henry: If You're Open To Me Getting A Pet...

Henry: If you're open to me getting a pet...

Charlotte: Yeah, of course. Get a dog.

Henry: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*

Cecily: This calls for drastic-

Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?

Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson

Kit:

Jace: and homicide

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.

Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

i will respectfully be ignoring every “ave atque vale” post today bc will is literally alive idk wtf y’all are talking about

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?

Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.

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