He Has Already Disgraced Himself A Lot, Now He Wants To Come To You

@yourbuerokrat2

Concept idea. Please, use it for fanfiction and other art. Qcard Story about boot licking.

Eng:

Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.

Rus:

1 сезон, 1 серия. Кью судит команду Пикара. Кью говорит, что капитан дерзок и непочтителен. В качестве извинений, он должен сейчас же начать целовать и вылизывать туфли кью с публичным уважением. Иначе его команда будет страдать ещё сильнее.

SGA × Long Dark — rus & en ↓

@mystery-lake Местный доктор Карсон помимо реальных лекарств, любит делать простейшие чаи из ягод шиповника и местных грибов, и натуральные повязки из мха. А также учит персонал отличать грибы в дикой природе. За это он получил беззлобную кличку «Вудист» от Родни Маккея.

Local doctor Carson, in addition to real medicines, likes to make simple teas from rosehip berries and local mushrooms, and natural moss bandages. And also teaches staff to distinguish mushrooms in the wild. For this, he received the harmless nickname "Voodoo" from Rodney McKay. >> I created these images in Recraft Ai. I used the official Long Dark arts to create them. I don't get any commercial benefit from it. I don't have rights to Long Dark. All rights reserved by Hinterland.

Барклай-де-Толли, 1812

LOL

SGA as Dead Cells quotes

ENG: The social structure of the SGA society is as follows: dogs at the top, then rats, only then - Genii

sorry not sorry

riker in his free time:

If you like Barclay de Tolly, but you miss a lot of content with him, and at the same time you love fiction, I absolutely seriously recommend watching Star Trek: The Next Generation Because Picard is Barclay in space, not only similar in appearance, but also in character. Enjoy!

SGA × Long Dark — rus & en ↓

LD for @mystery-lake Rodney for @cow-on-a-skateboard

EN The story of Long Dark is very suitable for Rodney, if he were less panicked and whining. 1. The scene is the abandoned North of Canada. 2. Survival in harsh winters 3. There is something to dig into: flaps of radio towers, fixing a malfunctioning radio, crafting cartridges and walkie-talkies. 4. There is a mysterious yet incomprehensible perhaps not natural phenomenon — the northern lights, from which everything fails, electricity suddenly turns on (it does not exist in fact), and animals go crazy. 5. With Cooking, in addition to the usual loot coffee, coffee from acorns was added (this exists).

LD! Rodney: An extreme researcher, scientist and engineer. He has been living on the island of the Great Bear for several years. He does not communicate with anyone, only in emergency situations he contacts a hunter from the Valley or a man by the Lake. A sharp axe, a faithful rifle and a sensitive ear are his main companions. He is tough, strong. He can carry a lot of firewood and stand up for himself. All he needs is a sturdy home away from animal fangs and the nutty taste of acorn coffee.

Looking into why they decided to kill off Carson and finding out it was essentially for shock value and I’m never going to not be mad about that

rus + en

О, интересно, есть ли это на русском? Что... О_о. Нененене, это не может быть настоящим сериалом! Вы шутите, это же выглядит так всрато и похоже на то, шоу, которое они смотрели в Собачьем Завтраке? Это же шутка, правда? Нет?

Oh, I wonder if it's in Russian? What… oh. Nnononono, this can't be a real TV show! Are you kidding, its look so bad and similar to the show they watched at the A Dog's Breakfast? It's a joke, right? No?